I saw a bumper-sticker that reads:

I decided that THIS is what the driver was claiming she wanted:

A PLASTIC head,
... with NO brain,
... filled with PLASTIC hair,
... groomed by an eight-year-old hairdresser.

PLASTIC breasts,
... BIG plastic breasts,
... overfilling overpriced, teeny-tiny, dresses,
... and with NO nipples.

A PLASTIC crotch,
... with NO bush,
... with NO labia,
... and with NO clit.

A PLASTIC boyfriend,
... with a PLASTIC head,
... with NO brains,
... and with NO penis.

PLASTIC girlfriends just as 'lucky' as she.

And ALL the TOYS a Sugar Daddy can afford.

Seems to me this falls into the category: Be careful what you wish for; you may get it.

I just cannot decide whether Barbie is a precursor for Lesbian Heaven or for lesbian Hell.