Off to Save the World.

Oh, we're off to Save the World, by God! We're off to Save the World.
We can't park our S-U-Vs, but we're off to Save the World, by God.
We're off to Save the World.

Oh, we're off to Save the Whales, by God! We're off to Save the Whales.
Ocean-going makes us hurl, but we're off to Save the Whales, by God.
We're off to Save the Whales.

Oh, we're off to Save the Seals, by God! We're off to Save the Seals.
We really want that warm, white stole, but we're off to Save the Seals, by God.
We're off to Save the Seals.

Oh, we're off to Save the Pets, by God! We're off to Save the Pets.
We Spay and Neuter as we go, but we're off to Save the Pets, by God.
We're off to Save the Pets.

Oh, we're off to Save the Snails, by God! We're off to Save the Snails.
We won't salt our escargots, cause we're off to Save the Snails, by God.
We're off to Save the Snails.

Oh, we're off to Save the Woods, by God! We're off to Save the Woods.
We've not seen a forest anywhere, but we're off to Save the Woods, by God.
We're off to Save the Woods.

Oh, we're off to Hug a Tree, by God! We're off to Hug a Tree.
The Poison Oak sure makes us itch, but we're off to Hug a Tree, by God.
We're off to Hug a Tree.

Oh, we're off to Save the Babes, by God! We're off to Save the Babes.
There's too many people where we live, but we're off to Save the Babes, by God.
We're off to Save the Babes.

Oh, we're off to Save a Fetus now, by God! We're off to Save a Fetus.
We really hate those slimey sperms, but we're off to Save a Fetus now, by God.
We're off to Save a Fetus.

Oh, we're off to Save ... [uh, what should we Save today?] ... by God! We're off to Save....
Somehow we have lost our minds [hmmm...], but we're off to Save....
Oh ... by God ... we're SO off....

Oh, we're off to Pitch a Fit right now, by God! We're off to Pitch a Fit.
We just KNOW "It Isn't Fair!", so we're off to Pitch a Fit, by God.
We're off to Pitch a Fit.