Starring The Good Guys:

TTSA,Masta J,The Real Will,Roman,Poser,Inferno,God,The Fake Will,The Kool-Aid Guy, and Mark

And also The Bad Guys:

Christopher Robin,Robot Saddam Hussein,Robot Adolf Hitler,David,Demons of the Devil,H.D.,Bionic Cody Johnson

Rated NC-17-Violence,Blood,Racism,Nazi Party Recreation,Profanity,Adult Language,Adult Content,Drug use,Drug Reference

*The story starts off in Sa Land where the crew is starting to get their weapons togother and to soon find out about intelligence on where the Nazis are hiding out. Inferno slips two missles into the rocket launcher and aims at a target of CR which he XPLODES. Inferno laughs as the cameras cut to God appearing.

God: Gather around! I have something to tell you all about on wehre the Nazis are!

TTSA: So where are they then?

God: Don't get smart or else your going to pay for it again. You all messed up badly on the last one, not your faults neccesarily. But you have to take care of them this time!

Roman: Take care of David? No problem, i'm going to fuck that fat ass up!

TTSA: CR is going to get it this time around.

God: You have to end the whole Nazi regime, end it all! I don't want it starting back up again!

Masta J: So where are they hiding!

God: Now I have to stress how dangerous this is go...

*The camera cuts to those fish in Monty Python's "The Meaning Of Life"

Fish: Get on with it!

God: So then you are going here to Moscow where they are trying to take over all of Europe. Which you know is near Sa Land, they could take your country over TTSA.

TTSA: Now it's personal!

Masta J: Hasn't it always been personal?

TTSA: You have a point

God: Shut up! Listen now, you will kill everyone there and save us all!

TTSA: Again, I have to murder...

The Real Will: I am not complaining

TTSA: Did I say I was?

Inferno: Lock and load..

God: Hold up now, I have 3 new agents for you all to work with that have just signed with GOD Inc. First off we have Poser, which is basically here to take the place of David only he can defend himself

*Poser shows up*

Poser: Damn right I can defend myself bitchez

*Poser pulls out a 44 magnum*

Poser: Step back or i'll kill all of you! Oh Yeah I am so dangerous..

God: quit acting like a dumbass

Poser: Sorry

God: Okay now next we have the Kool-Aid Guy.

*The Kool Aid guy shows up and crashes into a brick wall*

TTSA: My job is hopeless...

God: Shuddup TTSA! The last new guy here is Mark...

*Mark shows up*

Mark: Yeah, I'm here. Big deal, we got guys going through brick walls and people pulling out guns but i'm just here. Hey sup Kool-Aid

Kool-Aid: That's fucking Mr.Cherry to you bitch..

Mark: Whatever Fat Ass pitcher..

Kool Aid: you're asking for it now asshole..

Mark: Bring it on bitch!

God: Silence!

*Thunder rolls*

God: Now here is the plan...

*The camera cuts to the bad guys*

David: hey guys

Robot Adolf Hitler: Why did we have to hire him

CR: Shut up Adolf, you have to learn we have to work through the tribulations we get to make success!

Robot Saddam Hussein: I say we kill the fat guy and eat him...

David: I'm hungry..

CR: Why don't you go to the cafeteria David...

David: Bye then...

CR: Now let me clarify that we will take over the world this time and you're not going to fuck up this time Adolf.

Robot Adolf Hitler: WWII that was fucked up man, I was trippin'

CR: Don't talk like the niggerz dawg

Robot Adolf Hitler: But they're so damn cool

CR: Now Adolf you go out there and do a good speech to all of your fans!

Robot Adolf Hitler: Yes I have a classic written

*Adolf steps up at the podium and beings a speech*

Robot Adolf Hitler: UND KEINER ABER UNSERE JUDE GEFAHRENE DEMOKRATIEN, DIE NUR IN BEGRIFFEN DES KAPITALISMUS DENKEN KÖNNEN, KÖNNEN BEIBEHALTEN, DASS WENN EIN STAAT MASCHINERIE ZU EINEM ANDEREN STAAT ES DADURCH LIEFERT, JENEN ANDEREN STAAT BEHERRSCHT. IN EIGENTLICHER TATSACHE KANN SOLCHE HERRSCHAFT, WENN ES STATTFINDET, NUR EINE GEGENSEITIGE HERRSCHAFT SEIN. Es ist vermutlich leichter, ohne Maschinerie als ohne Speise und Rohstoffe zu sein. Folglich der Partner in Bedürfnis von Rohstoff und Nahrungsmittel würden mehr erscheinen, hinunter gebunden zu werden, als der Empfänger industrieller Produkte. IN DIESER VERHANDLUNG GAB ES WEDER EROBERER NOCH EROBERTE. ES GAB NUR PARTNER. Die Revolution vom deutschen Reich dem Nationalen Sozialisten hat sich auf Werden einer Messe und anständigen Partners, Anerbieten in Umtausch hoh Qualität Produkten statt wertlosen demokratischen Papiergelds prided. Aus diesen Gründen dem Reich interessierte sich für nur ein Ding wenn, tatsächlich, gab es irgendeine Frage politischen Interesses, nämlich, beim Sehen, das inner der Geschäftspartner streng auf einem Ton und gesunder Basis eingerichtet wurde. DIE ANWENDUNG LED DIESER IDEE EIGENTLICH NICHT NUR ZU VERMEHRUNG VON WOHLSTAND IN DIESEN LÄNDERN SONDERN AUCH ZUM BEGINNEN GEGENSEITIGEN VERTRAUENS. Alle größere ist aber die Bemühung Brandstifter jener Welt, Churchill, geworden ein Ende zu dieser friedlichen Entwicklung zu stellen, und durch schamlos Auferlegen auf diese Staaten völlig wertlose britische Garantien und Versprechen die Hilfe, in dieses friedliche europäische Gebiet Elemente der Unruhe, Ungewißheit, Mißtrauens vorzustellen, und, schließlich, Konflikt

(Translation: I am gay with Saddam and CR, I hate all of the Sa Landers and I only accept gay people like myself. Good luck to our soldiers, yeah, whatever. Bye. Oh yeah if my mom is watching Hi Mom. PS don't forget my happy meal)

*Adolf steps off the podium as the scene goes to the TV the SA Landers were watching*

TTSA: Heavy shit..

The Real Will: He's gay, what a fag cracker, gosh..

Poser: What did he say? I want to shoot him whoever he is..

Inferno: Lock and load, let's go kick some ass

The Real Will: We're fighting the guy that wants a Happy Meal for fuck's sakes!

TTSA: God are we ready?

God: sure you guys are, i'll take you there by magic..

*God waves his hands and they end up in the 1800s*

Spanish Soldier: Hey man, hey you're in the wrong time..

TTSA: Shit! God God, take us back! God!

*Spanish Soldier gets shot up*

Spanish Soldier: GOD GOD!

*The men go back to the present, the scene cuts to the lunch room where the nazis are having lunch*

David: Hey Adolf, you want to try the new Sprite Remix?

Robot Adolf Hitler: Oh what the hell, let me have a drink

*Robot Adolf Hitler spits it out*

Robot Adolf Hitler: That tastes like Scheiße

David: What does that mean?

Robot Adolf Hitler: Shit

CR: Get a hold of yourselves! We are going into battle soon, hey let me taste that...

*CR takes a drink*

CR: Fuck, that does taste like shit

*the scene goes back to Sa Land where God is trying to send them to Russia*

God: Damn myself! Ahhh this should work!

*God waves his hands again and they end up in Russia!*

TTSA: Shit, thank God we're here.

Poser: We need a car...

*before he can say another word Roman comes out of the Russian Family Dollar Store with a dye cast toy*

Roman: This thing is awesome

TTSA: They jipped you that's a peice of shit

Roman: Well i'm collecting the series

Masta J: You collect peices of shit?

Poser: Sick!

The Real Will: Then puke

Roman: David sucks, let's kick his ass

TTSA: How did you know that we were here?

Roman: God told me.

Inferno: Shit, not one of these dumb spiritual bullshit crap.

Roman: No it's not, he really told me.

Inferno: Oh, yeah. Sorry

Roman: Whatever

Mark: Where the hell are we exactly?

Inferno: According to my calculations 8 miles from Moscow.

Roman: 8 Mile, that movie is...

Everyone To Roman: SHUT UP!

Poser: Like I said we need a car...

The Real Will: Not any kind of car, a PimpMobile!

Masta J: Yeah

Kool Aid Guy: THere's a dealership..

Roman: Hahahaha, you're the pitcher.

Kool Aid Guy: Don't Fuck with me

Mark: (swallow) I know from experience

*They walk into the dealership and The Fake Will is the salesman*

Masta J: You're working here now?

The Fake Will: I gotta earn a living somewhere, somehow. hey the Kool-Aid guy!

*The Kool Aid guy hears this outside of the dealership from the opened window that's open.*

Kool-Aid Guy: *yelling* I'M SICK OF BEING RECONGIZED! FUCK THIS!

*The Kool Aid guy bursts through the brick building into the shop*

The Fake Will: i'm so fired...

TTSA: Where you going to be working next? Wendy's?

The Fake Will: I swear I'll kill you!

*The Fake WIll can't move at all*

The Fake Will: Goddamn!

Masta J: It's his God powerz

Roman: you look funny! ahahahahaha

TTSA: we'll be taking that pimpmobile 3000 over there, good day

*The men get in the car and The Fake Will is left motionless as the Car drives away*

Inferno: WE need a machine gun stacked up on this thing..

TTSA: Good idea!

Poser: Guns!

*They stop at an artillery station and go inside. They find a huge machine gun, no one seems to be around so they take it. They go and stack it up on the trunk outside. The car's weight shifts towards the back*

Poser: You dented the car!

Inferno: It's fine

*Before anyone can say anything else can say anything demons fly out of the shop and Inferno mans the huge gun shooting the demons. TTSA takes on his mind reading powers to destroy them, he finally does and a huge XPLOSION occurs in the sky and the demons dissapear*

Mark: Close one

The Kool-Aid Guy: No sweat

Mark: Bullshit I saw you're glass fogging up you pussy

The Kool-Aid Guy: you fucked up now, i'm going to tear you apart!

*The scene then quickly goes to The bad guys, Adolf is in his office reading a book

Robot Adolf Hitler: (to himself) This book sucks, the Diary Of Anne Frank. Anne this,Mr.Frank that,Mr.Dussel,Mr.Van Daan. It's all bullshit! And anyway, those Green Policeman that arrested her should of her killed her on the spot! Damn book!

*The scene goes back to the good guys as Mark is laying on the ground bloody

TTSA: I told you, you should of watched for that crack in the sidewalk!

*Kool Aid guy helps Mark up*

Masta J: Let's get back and kick some Nazi ass!

The Real Will: Hell yeah!

*They get back in the car going towards the Nazi Central camp*

TTSA: Uhhh is that a billboard for Nazi Lotion?

Roman: Nasty!

The Real Will: We all know what Roman uses that for

*Roman punches The Real Will in the shoulder and The Real Will punches him back*

TTSA: Stop fighting damnit! You're going to get us in a fuckin' wreck

The Kool Aid Guy: No sweat

Mark: how many times do we have to say this, we aren't a huge pitcher!

The Kool Aid Guy: Shut up!

TTSA: Everyone shut up we're in the main entryway of central camp

SS Officer: Gutentag

TTSA: Shut up and let us through>

SS Officer: No

*TTSA uses his god powers*

TTSA: You will let us through

SS Officer: Aight

*The gates open and the car goes through*

SS Officer 2: What the hell did you do?

SS Officer: What are you talking about?

*SS Officer 2 pulls out a blunt from his front pocket*

SS Officer: I Swear it's not mine

SS Officer 2: That's what they all say...

*The scene goes back to the car*

TTSA: Ha Ha, I slipped a joint in his pocket

Masta J: Goddamnit, you're going to make them think we're here

TTSA: Oh fucking well...

*The robot Saddam Hussein comes out*

Roman: MOM!

The Kool Aid Guy: I can handle this

TTSA: yeah right...

The Kool Aid guy: Shut up..

*The Kool Aid guy shoves the roof off of the car and steps out, Saddam shoots missles at him*

The Kool Aid Guy: Shit...

TTSA: What?

The Kool Aid Guy: I'm leaking...

TTSA: I thought you could take them

The Kool Aid Guy: I didn't know he had missiles.

*The Kool Aid guy's break opens up and he XPLODES!*

Masta J: He shouldn't of XPLODED!

TTSA: I helped out a little on that

Mark: Bastard! Kool Aid Guy was the fucking man

Poser: Who cares

Mark: i'm going to kill you

TTSA: NO FIGHTING!

Mark: Fine...

TTSA: Robot Saddam Hussein is going to kick our asses now..

Inferno: Don't worry about that

*Inferno steps out of the car with a MIni Gun and blasts down Saddam, blood pours out of his head. Inferno climbs up on Saddam and starts punching him, Saddam takes his claw and throws him down*

TTSA: SHIT FIRE MAN!

The Real Will: Let him die

Masta J: Your crazy Will...

The Real Will: That's The Real Will to you sir..

*Inferno gets up slowly and pulls out a missile launcher, he fires it at Saddam 123 times and he XPLODES. The Scene goes to the bad guyz secret annex*

Robot Adolf Hitler: They'll never find us here

David: Huh, where did you get this idea

Robot Adolf Hitler: This one book called Anne Frank or something.

David: Oh. I read that play, it sucked.

Robot Adolf Hitler: Pretty much, except for that Margot she was hot.

CR: I thought you hated Jews Adolf.

Robot Adolf Hitler: Shut up..

David: What's behind his door again?

Robot Adolf Hitler: A bookcase

*CR Sighs*

Robot Adolf Hitler: What?

David: I think it's a good idea

CR: Shut up David, shut up.

David: I packed some Sprite Remixes.

CR: PUT THAT SHIT AWAY!

*HD Comes out of the WC*

HD: Whatsup niggers?

The Robot Adolf Hitler: Not this guy

HD: Did you say I was gay?

CR: You are.

HD: It's on now fools

*HD punches David and David's crotch starts rumbling and out comes Pussy! it engulfs HD and pulls him into David*

David: Uhhh what was that

CR: Shut the fuck up, just shut up.

*The scene goes back to the crew*

Masta J: Why did we ditch the car?

TTSA: We'll give away our indenties

Masta J: God your dumb

*They all go into a door and out comes a bunch of KKK members*

TTSA: One's really short, Cody Johnson?

CJ: It's dead time for you niggers!

*Cody's bionic arm comes out and grabs Roman*

Roman: SHIT!

*TTSA cuts off the arm with his laser eyes and ROman falls on the floor face first*

Roman: OUCH!

TTSA: Ohhh, sorry.

*TTSA rips off CJ's White hooded mask and turns it inside out and puts it back on him*

TTSA: Hahaha, stupid redneck

CJ: Get this off'a me!

*TTSA takes out a samari sword and cuts off his legs and then slices off his head killing him*

*The scene goes back to the "secret annex"*

David: uhhhh, this is boring.

The Robot Adolf Hitler: Let's read the play, David you be Margot.

*Hitler looks at David weirdly like he is attracted to him*

David: uhhhh, whatever

*Hitler touches David's thigh*

David: Stop it.

The Robot Adolf Hitler: Damnit..

CR: All we have to do is wait until they leave

*There's a knock at the "secret door"*

David: I'll get it

CR: Sit down you fool!

The Robot Adolf Hitler: All we can do is hope

David: But I ordered a pizza

CR: GODDAMNIT! Get it then!

*As this is going on Hitler motions in the TV and Camera crew from the other rooms in the annex*

Robot Adolf Hitler: Der uhhh Sa Landers ist festgelegt. Zu allen Deutsch werden wir die Welt mit Nazistischer Kraft regieren. Heil Hitler! Heil mich, weil ich der fucking Mann bin. Klar! Ach klar und ich empfehle, daß Sie dieses Buch lesen, das ich gefunden habe, habe ich nur es auf eines Tages gewählt. Es hat den Tagebuch von Anne Offen gerufen. Guten Tag und sich an Heil Hitler erinnert!

(Translation: The uhhh Sa Landers are pinned down. To all of the Germans we will rule the world with Nazi power. Heil Hitler! Heil me because I am the fucking man. Yeah! Oh yeah and I recommend you to read this book I found, I just picked it up one day. It's called the Diary of Anne Frank. Good day and remember Hiel Hitler!)

*David comes on camera*

David: Want a slice of pizza?

Robot Adolf Hitler: your fucking it up David..

David: Oh, Hi Mom

Robot Adolf Hitler: David this is German TV

David: Whatever

Robot Adolf Hitler: End the transmission

Camera guy: Right away

*There is another knock on the door*

David: Ordered Ice Cream

*David opens up the door but when he opens it it's not the Ice Cream Man, it's TTSA,Masta J,The Real Will, and ROman!*

CR: Damnit

*TTSA throws CR across the room and then Hitler tries to bail but Roman gets in his way and trips him and he falls down. Inferno breaks through the roof and mows down the Camera Guy.*

Inferno: Wasnt that Hitler?

TTSA: NO!

*TTSA steps on Hitler's head and then two Nazi soldiers rush in with weed in their mouths, they get shot up by Inferno. Masta J pulls out the Weed Shotgun and mows down CR with phatties, he falls down humming some Devil tune. TTSA grabs Hitler up and punches him in the face. David is in the corner crying. TTSA sets fire to Hilter and he screams..*

On Fire Robot Hitler: AHHHH, der ich AUF FUCKING FEUER bin!

David: quit hurting my friends.

*TTSA hands roman and grenade and Roman takes off the cap and quickly pulls down David's pants revealing pussy! Roman shoves the grenade in David's pussy and they all run out of the room, you can hear a loud XPLODE. they then walk back into the room*

The Real Will: Smells like Raw pussy!

TTSA: well David's sexual organ did just blow up

*They all laugh*

*God shows up*

God: Good work, well right now i'm going back to heaven.

TTSA: Can you take us with you

God: Oh what the hell(major pun) *They all go up to heaven and the Story ends*

The Credits: I am sick of doing these for nothing so you will not have fucking credits! Good day! Oh yeah, The End

*This has been a TTSA Shit production*