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Have you been pecking away at a story only to have your muse abandon you at a critical moment?
Have you spent hours and days pleading with a recalcitrant muse to speak just one more word?
Do you worry that your busy schedule has caused your muse to leave you for greener pastures?
Have no fear!
With the new MuseCo Muse Trap, you too can have a muse at your disposal whenever you need one!
That's right, for the low-low price of forty-seven easy payments of $89.99, plus $59.99 shipping and handling, you too can own the Muse Trap!
What do you get in the MuseCo Muse Trap? First you get this beautiful, 450 page book, "How To Woo A Muse" complete with full-color pictures!
That's right! This 450 page book is your with the MuseCo Muse Trap!
This proven and effective instruction manual will lead you through detailed examples of how to lure a muse into your house and then woo them into inspiring you. Yes, you too can woo a muse!
In addition to the "How To Woo A Muse" book, you will receive four Muse Trap kits!
That's right! No one! Not two! Not three! But four Muse Trap Kits!
This patented Muse Trap Kit has proven effective on even the most stubborn and elusive of muses! No Muse can resist it!
With little initial setup, you can be guaranteed to catch a Muse within twenty-four hours!
All this for the low-low price of forty-seven payments of $89.99!
But wait! That's not all!
If you order within the next five minutes, we'll include this instructional manual "The Care And Feeding Of Muses" absolutely free! That's right, FREE!
Never before have we offered so much for so little!
With the MuseCo Muse Trap you will never again be without a muse!
Call now!
******* small print: MuseCo does not guarantee Muse capture or cooperation. All transactions are final and non-refundable. If you are dissatisfied with this or any other MuseCo product, it's not our fault. If you read the directions and used it properly you wouldn't have that problem, now, would you? *******