Country : Holland
Team: Some minor Dutch team
Profile : The Dutch may have invented "total football" but unfortunatly they forgot to tell Frank anything about it. What he lacked in Van Basten-like technique he made up for with his strange vocal stylings on the karaokee bus. This fondly remembered left sided defender ranks as the happiest Tubbie ever after scoring his only goal.
Went home last year to stick his finger in a dyke.
