Country : South Africa
Team : Arsenal
Profile: Tubbie's Mr. Amiable. The only Tubbie who still dreams of playing in the premiership and the only one who makes crowd noises when he's running with the ball. Sadly the hoads of Mr. Wenger's scouts who flood to Liming Loo every week have been too shy to ask for his signature on their lucrative contract.
Tubbie's most naturally gifted player has more tricks than something you can shake a hat at.A hatred of mundane football means he has never played a simple pass on principal. Or any pass.
His generous nature shows itself when he gives us the oppotunity to catch up on monthly gossip and get the life story of the oppostion defence before he takes a corner or free kick.
Scorer of some spectacular goals, but has never seen a woman's nipple in real life.
