Ian
Country: England
Team : Tottenham Hotspur
Profile : Captain F**king Marvel, Captain F**king Fantastic, and Captain F**king Mannering rolled into one. Ian marshalls the other useless c**ts in the defense in a calm and collected manner. A long time Tubby he has witnessed the rapidly slow rise of the team from f**king sh*t to f**king mediocre.
Currently looking for another victim to humiliate at pool after the departure of James King whom he would reduce to tears daily, he is filling his time by searching for locals with interesting black and white features.
Without doubt Tubbies most indespensable player, he wasn't missed at all when he missed last season with a mythological injury.
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