James
Country : England
Team : Crystal Palace
Profile : Cuter of the famous (things haven't been the same without them) James twins. This hard tackling midfielder scored some of the slowest goals in history. An excellent exponent of the deceptive overhit through ball that makes Sal run 30 yards before tricking out of play. Quality stand-up comedian and compare of the bi-annual Tubbies Darwin awards ceremony. Like his twin James generous with the pint,so greatly missed. Upped jumpers for goalposts to better himself in Korea. Returned for the Taichung 2004 tournament to attend a wedding elsewhere. Has no desire to return again.
Knows next to nothing about vegetables.
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