Jess Country : South Africa Team : Manchester United Profile : Mr. Mischief, The Human Firecracker -The pumping andrenaline gland of the Tubbies. This "differently sensible" attacking forward striker was the main source of goals in the Tubbies embryonic days. Missing for ages after contracting Captain Ian's shadowy injury through osmosis. The subsequent operation left a deep tight gash that he displays every saturday night on a bartop. Now fit again, he is slightly hopeful of scoring more goals. |