Country : England
Team : Fulham
Profile : Wealthy land owner and commited defender.
Developed hypochondia at an early age and has spent his lifetime fighting this meaningless disease. Sadly had to retire recently after failing in his fight to overcome Spina Bifida
As a sometime bastard in the black he rules with his big iron rod, but strangely remains impartial when reffing our games.
One of the Taitung glory boys, where he scored a stunning one yard tap-in against a rabble of junior high school students with no shoes.
