James
Country: England
Team : Liverpool
Profile : Two thirds of the James Twins boyband duo. Became Tubbies record fee when purchased from Taichung United (2 pints of Carlsberg).Initially he did nothing to justify the outlay and was sent back. After one more game for them (the imfamous Judas game), United paid us a pair of shin-pads to take him of their hands for good. An erratic turner-upper who fully utilised Rule 3. (Can't be arsed) he nevertheless added strength and guile to Tubbies clueless attack. Scored heaped spoonfuls of goals,many with his head .But perhaps the greatest honour is being the only player that Sal has purposefully passed to ever.
Petrified of fish. In fact he would rather go toe to toe with a polar bear than a coy carp.
Recently left Taiwan to complete volume 4 of his trilogy {Afternoon Filopino Discos are better than Semi-Finals}. Currently in his dad's car listening to bland A.O.R |
