Kevin Country : Canada Team : Liverpool Profile : Founder of the Tubbies football team and scorer of the first Tubbies goal. Kev took the fledgling Tubbies down to Tainan, where he led the team to triumph in the drinking competion. Last seen in a Tubbies shirt in Kaoshuing early 2004. He was disgusted at the lack of crack and has vowed never to return until all members of the team down at least four beers before each game. A Man of morals. Kev has always been a rugby man first and is constantly on the look-out for players to don the childish jersey of our sporting cousins twice removed - Taichung Teletubbies Rugby Team.