Country : Canada
Team :
Profile : Raised by wolves after being abandoned on a riverbank, this hustley bustley attacker is a worthy replacement for the worthless J.King. A newish Tubbie, he has impressed so far by banging in a few beauties and becoming the nemesis of Taichung United prima donna Momo.
All well and good, but we want cake, and Rob want's a sandwich, and perhaps some samosas for Catherine.
Oh, and a 2.5 litre bottle of Absolute vodka.