Country : Scotland
Team : Inter Milan/Aston Villa
Profile : Sun restistant nomad and former army brat.
This tissueweight striker finally came good towards of his Tubbies career by scoring scoops of crackers.. In training he could score between two blades of grass from 50 miles out, but in real games the expectant tubbies could only look on with dismay as he couldn'y hit a Candian girl's arse with a cello.
Departed for England to join the Old Bill, but failed the interview for being too plumby and the medical for having a transparent cock. Now working in the pub trade, an arrangement that is far more satisfactory for all parties concerned.
As a parting gesture to Taichung he co-founded filthy porn mag 24-7.
