Country : England
Team : Manchester United
Profile : Tubbies all time goal scorer and heart and soul of the Tubbies. If you cut him he bleeds.
Despite being totally absorbed in the womb by his Siamese twin Colin,he recovered to win Miss Frimley Beach 1983. After cashing her in for a miniature harmonica he fronted the ill fated Black Lace tribute band White Satin Trousers, whose sad demise we are all familiar with.
Upon arrival in Taiwan he was captured by Taichung United and subjected to violent electric shock torture and deep house in the basement of Liquid Lounge in an attempt to impair his performance. Thankfully his game was not affected, however whenever he hears repetitive beats his body goes into involuntary spasmodic convulsions.
Tubbies most successful manager by far has recently led the team to two trophys,one trinklet and a thing. Nevertheless his team mates still try to kick the ball within 30 yards of him and hope he does something special. Can't cross the ball
Pigs head in a hammock.
