Country : England
Team : Crystal Palace
Profile : eh! what was that? SELECTIVELY DEAF ORANGE BOOTED WINGER AND GOAL SCAVENGER. THERE IS NO BETTER SIGHT IN FOOTBALL THAN WATCHING HIM SCURRY AFTER THE BALL THAT HE HAS KICKED JUST THAT LITTLE BIT TOO FAR INFRONT OF HIM. DISOREINTATES THE OPPOSITION BY WHACKING THE BALL AT THEIR LEGS AT EVERY OPPORTUNATY. ONCE HAD A SHOT FROM HIS OWN CORNER FLAG.
