Tim
Country : Albion
Team : Manchester United
Profile : Incurrable romantic and night club disc jokey. This narcoleptic right back is a mainstay of the Tubbies shocking defence.
In his early teens he left home to run wild with a commune of space-hoppers. After being found ineffectively bouncing up and down by crusties his Mowgli-like existance ended and he became an operative for C.A.M.R.A. whom he still bats for. Once and forever once scored a 30 yard screamer into the onion bag.
Hung like a....
Runs funny.