Will the Real Slim Tuesdae Please Stand Up....Cast your vote.

Will the real slim Tuesdae, please stand up?
WebMistress Tuesdae vs. Penelope Tuesdae...
One day, while surfing the net I discovered other Tuesdaes around the world, including a 14 year old boy in Texas, and all with the same spelling. Well, none of them really hit home until I realized one Penelope Tuesdae in my very own backyard. Here I was, thinking I was the only Tuesdae shamelessly promoting myself on the web. Sheesh, wuz I thrown for a loop when I found out she was rocking my old club, Limelight. Then I stepped back and realized that this girl really had nothing over me. So in the spirit of the ongoing presidential election, here is my own campaign of slanderous propaganda...and, if you ask nicely, you may have your...uh...vote...hand-counted. Who do you think is the real Tuesdae?

Scene:
PT: Ritzy, uptown, hipster hangouts
WMT: East Village, hole-in-the-wall smokey backroom joints
Social Preferences:
PT: Hanging out with people who act like other people to make a living
WMT: Chillin with people who try to make a living being themselves
Male Preferences:
PT: Club kids, heavy sweaty men, NYC's 30-something club goers
WMT: Sensitive Artists, Perverts, Kiss Fanatics
Fasion Preferences
PT: Sequins & Satin
WMT: Pleather & any material that sticks to my body
Musical Taste:
PT: Old Broadway Musicals & cabaret
WMT: One word...Antifolk
Best Feature:
PT: her used panties
WMT: Lips
Talent:
PT: DJ & Singer
WMT: Web designer and um...did I mention my lips?
First Name on Birth Certificate:
PT: Jill
WMT: Tuesdae