The top 10 reasons Craig will go insane and kill everyone at age 32

10.) K-Marts clothing department
9.) The whole worlds opinions about everything imaginable, except his.
8.) Nick
7.) Sean
6.) Songs that don't have a good chourus
5.) The day when all yogurt companies go out of business.
4.) Chicks who want him
3.) Waking up and finding every little gadget in is room isn't on a slant
2.) Losing in a video game....and not being able to make up excuses
1.) When Fred goes off to college and can't make all of his decisions for him.



The top 10 things to do when you just don't give a damn anymore

10.)Have sex with Craig's mother.
9.)Drive up and down the street running over cats.
8.)Join the Army.
7.)Poop in someone's mailbox.
6.)Be nice to Kelly without expecting anything in return.
5.)Get a blowjob from Jill...and look down.
4.)Shop for clothes at Kmart (the sad thing is this one bothers Craig more than 9 and 10).
3.)Tell Melissa's parents what you're really going to be doing tonight.
2.)Have sex with people who are sleeping.
1.)Go back out with Megan, once again.



The top 10 reasons Tobi hates living in America

10.) He sees Nick and Fred naked at least once a week .
9.) Only ugly chicks like Shelby are willing to give him ass.
8.) The population consists of only 30% skinheads...not 85.
7.) Fred knows more about Naziism than he does.
6.) He didnt get to see the fucking ball drop.
5.) They dont allow swearing in school, i mean.......excessive swearing.
4.) Because there really is no game called Beer Nazi.
3.) Melissa won and Nick and fred lost in strip poker, what a goddam surprise.
2.) Mushy Sandwiches....
1.) He doesnt feel comfortable rooting for the Germans while watching those old World War 2 movies anymore.