Yelling at Choaties |
It has always been a mystery to me why Fred hates CHoaties. His friend mega-nips (Josh)
goes to Choate and its not like Choaties do anything to piss him off. They do, however,
piss me off stupid bastards cross the damn street like the own the damn thing. Anyway, years before we were all born Fred's father (probably minus 200 pounds), Fred Sr. and his friends used to entertain themselves by chasing CHoaties around the campus. One day Fred Sr. actually caught one and tackled him. This put Fred Sr. in jail fora little while, but it was worth it, as it marked the start of a family tradition. Today Fred Jr. feels as if it is his Carofano obligation to yell the most absurd, obscene, sexually harassing things |
out the windows of my car was we travel near the
intesection of
Christian Street and Elm Street. Of course, he yells the most offensive things while the car
is
stopped and we are completley surrounded by Choaties. This way it is more likely that
we will get killed by angry yuppies. Fred always has a wide varietyof things to yell out of my car, from the all encompassing "FUCK EVERYONE!" to the fan favorite "Is it just me or is Choate gay?" But, whatever it is that he yells, if you are a choatie and you see Fred ride by, chances are that you are going to learn something about yourself--that you're gay. by Sean
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