Craig's Girl Situation
Well, after months of being screwed up as a result of going out with crazy crazy Sarah, Craig is ready to once again pick up the shambles of his life and move on to a woman that hopefully wont take a leak in his mouth. Sarah's damage was done, though, with the church style brainwashing of Craig. But, with the help of his friends, Craig hopes to get un-fucked up. Or fucked down. Hopefully all the way this time.

So, Craig brought his mentally unstable self to Lauren. I had never seen her while Craig was talking about her, but he seemed to like her personality so I thought that was good. Too bad that when I finally saw her she turned out to be the ugliest girl I have ever seen. And, you know how you can look at certian girls and think "she just looks like a bitch?" Well Lauren was one of those. Upon seeing her first, I didn't know wether to burst out laughing or cry for poor Craig. Luckily both those impulses canceled out and all I ended up doing was staring straight up at her 5 meter long chin.

Well, it didn't take long for just about everyone who knew Craig to be telling him not to go out with Lauren. Then, as if by fate, on Friday night when me, Nick, Craig, and Fred were at the mall, we saw Bethanne there. Bethanne is a freshman who apparently has liked Craig forever. She is nice unlike Lauren because Bethanne likes Craig's friends. Lauren suggested Craig to get new friends. That kinda upsets me. I don't remember Craig ever telling Lauren to get a new chin. She has no right. So anyway Craig realized that going out with Bethanne would be better and we ended up hanging out with her during the weekend. Of course when he wasn't around her he didn't bother calling her...instead he played Counter-Strike. Why the hell not. Hopefully Bethanne wont think that Craig is uninterested...but she probably does because Craig does not enjoy using effort especially when the opposite sex is involved.

Craig Update
Well geez thats right Criag seemed to forget when he dumped Lauren that he didn't really like Bethanne either. So then he ended up leading Bethanne on for the second time and telling her he wasn't interested in her. Of course this made her sad enough to drive into a tree. So then Craig realized that he reached his limit in pissing girls off and he set off to apologize to all of the ones he hurt. So he apologized to Bethanne, probably making her cry even more, and apologized to Lauren who said that she couldn't be his friend because he is an asshole, and even apologized to Jen Stanford who said "sure okay yeah". Then he completed the ex girlfriend circut by telling Sarah all about his experiences. Now Craig is depressed because he is alone and no one else is. Man he even went bye the motto: "girlfriends are like jobs, don't leave one until you already have a new one". Craig was the only person on earth who managed to fuck that up. So now he is trying to get to know Bethanne more. I mean it just wouldn't make sense to go out with her if he wasn't deeply in love with her. He doesn't have much longer to live and he doesn't want to die alone. YOURE 16 YEARS OLD. Do something.

by Sean

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