The Do You Want to Die Quiz. Here's a quiz to see if you wanna die.......... 1.3) Do you like the Kansas City Chiefs? 2.6) Do you steal girlfriends excessively and then masterbate horses while wendy gilbert fingers your ass? 3.9) Is your name Matt Dadio or however you spell that gay shit? 5.2) Do you like gay homo bands who split up and then do backflips on porkchops with their hands tied behind their backs called rageagainstnickssistersmustache? 6.5) Do you play games like counterstrike every 2 seconds? 7.8) Are you a little puny fuck? 9.1) What letter does your name start with? 10.4) Do you like to date people who have less pubic hairs than nick has armpit hairs? 11.7) Did you get dumped by two freshmen of the same name within a one week span even though you were a junior but just couldn't keep a girlfriend for more than 2 weeks? 12.0) Are you aware that this is blatant ripoff of greasy nick's doosh bag quiz? 13.3) Does your dad resemble Sasquatch and have a penis longer than the great wall of China? 14.7) Did Sarah kiss you, after Kim touched your penis, after you stole Ashley from Craig, after you made out w/ Megan? 16.0) Does your sister have to shave more than you do? 17.3) Do you know exactly why I chose to count by 1.3 in my numbering of these bugz on my buttsac questions? 18.0) Are you going out with the hottest girlfriend alive? Now scroll down and make a wish... .... ...... ........ ............. ............... ................... ....................... .......................... ...................... ................ ............. ........ ..... .. KEEP SCROLLING I JUST DIDN'T FEEL LIKE TYPING MORE PERIODS KEEP GOING OK. Now you get your results.... 1.3) If you like the Kansas City Chiefs you should be killed b/c they couldn't beat the Giants even if I cloned my great grandmother and put her at every postion for the Giants. 2.6) If you steal girlfriends then you should obviously die, and since you're gay enough to do that you probably let wendy finger you too. 3.9) If you're name is Matt Dadio you probly won't read this because you're a whole lot of gay. 5.2) If you like Rage Against Nick's Dad's Body Hair then I should actually trim his giant pubes and tie you to a tree with them. 6.5) If you play counterstrike every 2 seconds you have a disease called gay b/c that game is awesome and i can't play it, so you shouldn't. 7.8) If you are a puny fuck you are definitely named Nick Viccione and you probably suck at football right after you do your mom. 9.1) Why did I ask what your name starts with? 10.4) If you like pre pubescant girls, around age 4, then once again your name is Nick Viccione so everyone should light cd's on fire and throw them at your scrawny naked body. 11.7)If you get dumped by freshman named Ashley a lot then....haha, you're a loser 16.0)If you saw that I copied Nick's survey, then wow...you can read 17.3) If the description above resembles your father then I believe it is true that we should cover you in hair spray and ignite you while throwing meatballs at you. shit i messed up the numbering.) If you did all that.....then......you're a little bitch. 9797987098.) If your sister has to shave more than you do then you're a little bitch and shes scares me so I think I'm gonna cut your penis off with a piece of computer paper. 654.)If you know the answer to this please tell me b/c I don't. gay.) If you said yes then you're wrong b/c I'm going out w/ megan and no one can compare with her. by Fred
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