Disclaimer
This Disclaimer is a note to anyone who is offended by the site...since more people are starting to see the site, its only a matter of time until someone gets deeply offended. I just hope that this makes you realize that this website is not as bad as it seems.

Okay well you are probably a person who has just finished reading a couple of things on my website and you think that Fred and me and probably Nick too are terrible people. Well okay, everyone has thier own opinions, but I just wanna tell you that I wasnt trying to make anyone angry. Basically when I made this website I knew that there were going to be some bad things on it and also some stupid things that no one but the four of us would care about. So, I only gave the address to people who would enjoy seeing it. But inevitably other people started seeing the site. They didn't think that the site was funny. These people were Megan, Megan's parents, Mr. Bryant, and finally my mother. There could have been other people online from different places too but I don't know about that for sure. First of all, I wanna say that this site is bye far not the worst thing on the internet. I even edit some of the things that I write so they don't become too vulgar for the website. Fred and Nick don't, and I think that they do need to calm down a lot when thier writing concerns male and female anatomy hehe. I'll pay better attention to what I put on the site from now on from them and myself.

Anyway about some of the terms that may make you want to incenerate my house. We use the term gay about 49002 times on this site, but that doesn't have anything to do about our opinion of gay people. I personally have no problem with anyone who is gay and I know that Fred and Nick don't. I never expected anyone gay to actually see this website, but if you are gay, I hope you don't get upset or offended. Its like calling the toilet a John in front of someone named John. We are using the same word, but it has a different meaning completely.

On to doosh bag. I was sitting there in school today and I realized that when I really started thinking about this word it made me uneasy. So don't! Wherever it says Doosh bag on this site, replace it with a word like idiot. That seems to fit.

Some of the stuff I write really doesn't sit right with some people, but you need to understand that we don't actually think like this. What is on the site is pretty far from being a description of the moral character of the four of us. For example, if you were to read Why French People Should Go To Hell and actually think that I believed what I wrote, you are wrong. I handed that paper exactly how it appears on the site to my english teacher and got an A. The assignment involved taking a lighthearted approach to sending people to hell. You weren't supposed to believe what you wrote, and no one in my English class thought that I actually believed French people should burn in hell. The same applies for the site. It is fun, and for most of the people who see this website, it is extremely hilarious. Making people laugh is very rewarding. And you have to admit that there is at least one thing on this site that makes you chuckle.

There are also some specific people who I make fun of on this website. Please tell me if you are really upset bye what I write before you tell the principal. Im a giant wuss and I definitely don't want to take another trip down to guidance.

But, the people who I am really concerned about are the people who are actually offended. I always encourage anyone who reads this website to email me at Sean59773@hotmail.com. If you are offended, then please tell me and I will be more than happy to change stuff. But, if you email me and just yell at me without sounding offended at all, I'm just going to make fun of you.

by Sean
Fred's Disclaimer
Ok, everyone needs to understand this, and I think I speak on behalf of Nick and Sean also. The things on this site are not an attempt to destroy people's feelings or deeply offend them, the three of us simply want to make people laugh. According to our feedback, everyone does laugh, with the exception of Megan and her mom and Mr. Bryant. Everyone finds our site funny. As Sean said, it is in no way a reflection of us. I bet no one would guess that Sean and I are high honors students who take AP classes. Nick is also successful. None of us have ever gotten in trouble until the site. To those people who are on the site, what we write probably isn't even our opinion of you, we just want everyone to laugh. And if it is, would it be any better if we told you we hated you in nicer terms? I admit that I write some extremely vulgar things on this site. I never did actually expect anyone other than us to read it. If anyone wants to email me, you can at freekshow035@msn.com. However, as with Sean, if you write me some stupid message of yelling and annoyingness then you'll probably end up on the site. Bye.

by Fred

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