| The Rules Of Life (or "How to be Happy") |
| 1. Don't do shit that people don't want. This applies to absolutely Everything!!! 2. Don't worry. Be happy. Everything will work our. How? I don't know. It just does. 3. Don't be shy. It's no good. Just say whatever you happen to be thinking about. Don't worry about whether or not you sound cool. Whatever you say will make for some kinda conversation, and kill boredom, as long as the other person isn't shy! 4. Don't say shit that people don't want to hear, 'cause then you get angry, and angry isn't as fun as happy. It ruins happy for everyone. 5. Don't be paranoid. Smoke a spliff. Nothing anyone can do about it. Nobody is sneaking around. Refer to rules 2 and 4. 6. If you need something, just ask, man. Someone will have extra and help you out. People are like that when they're happy. to be continued... |