This has been a day full of Zach cracking on Sean's website, this one is perhaps the funniest yet though. Moral of the story: When you make hamburger helper and you don't have any hamburger, don't use a smaller pot thinking it will fit.

turbogoose87 (1:35:38 AM): i think i'm gonna try and make some noodles with somethin
turbogoose87 (1:35:44 AM): we'll see how it goes
DiabloZK (1:35:52 AM): true
turbogoose87 (1:56:50 AM): oh man
turbogoose87 (1:56:57 AM): it's a disaster of monumental proportions
DiabloZK (1:57:05 AM): what happened
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Auto response from turbogoose87 (1:57:06 AM): FUCKING NOODLES!!!!
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turbogoose87 (1:58:18 AM): oh it's bad man
turbogoose87 (1:58:19 AM): really bad
DiabloZK (1:58:25 AM): noodles?
turbogoose87 (1:58:28 AM): yeah
turbogoose87 (1:58:34 AM): i tried making hamburger helper
DiabloZK (1:58:34 AM): not good
turbogoose87 (1:58:39 AM): but i don't have any hamburger
DiabloZK (1:58:46 AM): didn't burn anything down did you?
turbogoose87 (1:58:49 AM): so i made it in a smaller pot
turbogoose87 (1:58:50 AM): no
turbogoose87 (1:58:52 AM): not quite
turbogoose87 (1:59:04 AM): but the fucking pot exploded molten cheese all over the place
turbogoose87 (1:59:15 AM): it's EVERYWHERE!!!
DiabloZK (1:59:24 AM): lol that's fuckin awesome
turbogoose87 (2:00:56 AM): i just fucking cleaned the stove too
turbogoose87 (2:00:59 AM): bastard!
turbogoose87 (2:07:44 AM): well
turbogoose87 (2:07:48 AM): it blew the fuck up
turbogoose87 (2:07:58 AM): but that mother fucker is delicious
DiabloZK (2:08:11 AM): lol
DiabloZK (2:09:37 AM): i could probably put gay porn on my website, and it would still be cooler than sean's
turbogoose87 (2:14:10 AM): hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha