Here are a few quotes from my friends/family/me/etc...
"While climbing the ladder of success, don't let the boys look up your dress. They'll say your cute, they'll say your fine. But nine months later they'll say it aint mine!!!"-???
"Wassabi!!!"-Kay and I
"Flying Fuck!!!"-Me
"Lifez a booger, eat it!!!"-my philosophy on life
"M-I-C-K-E-Y smoked allot of weed!!!"-Carl
"Dynamite!!!"-Glen
"Do Good!!!"-Mr.Baker
"Be Excelent to each other!!!"-Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
"Eventually, life is short. Live it for the moment because each moment is forever. Each second that ticks by is a second of your life gone so make sure it's a good one. If you have to choose between working to keep your house and playing while your house is repoed, hit the road man. See the sights. Screw working and all that shit. Companies will say I'll pay you so much for you to give me and hour of your life. Don't be a sell-out. Advocate something, live in the woods, make your own clothes, who cares. Each life is worth living to the most because who, but a select few, remember their previous lives?...Shoot for the moon, evan if you miss you'll land among the stars"-Ryan
"It's All Indy's Fault!"-Lio
"Ummmm..."-Stinky(Noeli- my lil sis)*inside joke*
"Groovy!!!"-Me
~*.:.Ángel quebrado, usted ha debido aprender volar, levantarse y ganar sus alas esta noche.:.*~
"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button"-Sam Levenson
"Chicken Butt!!!"-Alex
"Eat A Peach"-Allman Brothers Band
*~It's A Small World After All~*
*~!!!She Bangs She Bangs!!!~*- William Hung! lol...he's the groovyest!!
Cupid's Takin a Piss 8=========>~~~~~~
"Jeebus Save me!!!"- Homer Simpson
"Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog’s eye."- The Beatles
"I am the eggman WOOO...UR the eggmen WOOO...I am the Walrus! GOOGOOGOOJOOB!!"- The Beatles
"Watch Out For Rabid Chickens!!! Don't let them Rape You!!!"- Eddie
"She turned me into a newt...I got better"-Monty Python and the Holy Grail...lmfao
On the bible: "I like it as a book. Just like I like "The Cat In The Hat." -Marilyn Manson
"The burden of originality is one that most people don't want to accept. They'd rather sit in front of the TV and let that tell them what they're supposed to like, what they're supposed to buy, and what they're supposed to laugh at. You have Beavis and Butt - Head telling you what music you're allowed to like and not like, and you've got sitcoms that have canned laughter that lets you know when to laugh if you're too stupid to know when the joke is - people are too lazy and too stupid to think for themselves because America has raised the like that."- Marilyn Manson
"It's when you take away things that kids enjoy is when you cause problems for them, you know, people always think that heavy metal, or rock and roll has always been the source of the problem, but it's when you start to deprive them of that, it's
when they start to get bitter."- Marilyn Manson
I was so depressed that I decided to jump from the tenth floor. They sent up a priest. He said " on your mark ......"- Rodney Dangerfield
"I quit flying years ago. I don't want to die with tourists."- Billy Bob Thornton
"She's so pure, Moses couldn't even part her knees."- Joan Rivers (on Marie Osmond)
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