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We understand.  Life is full of decisions.  Relax though, it's afterall just a t shirt.  A mere piece of cloth society has deemed appropriate for admittance into places of business (with proper footwear of course, unless you reside in Kentucky or Tennessee).

My point is that the impending decision on which shirt to pick is quite trivial.  Just be glad you aren't the little guy in the picture.  Now that is a decision isn't it?  Come on little buddy, it's a well aged cube of Swiss cheese.  It's not like you're running on a wheel all day so you don't have to worry about stomach cramps.  And Swiss is one of the lower calorie cheeses.  And even if the trap would go off the chances of getting tetanus b/c it's rusty are very slim.  What at most are we looking at here?  Some slivers and a backache for awhile.  Ah go for it...  Bon apetite!