| ANT AND DEC QUOTES |
| The funniest things the lads have said in anything I can think of. If I get them slightly wrong, please correct me. I would be extremely grateful. |
| Ant: I thought I heard you say earlier that you were tightening your G string. Dec: Not that sort...oh yes, of course... -Dec shows his "supposed" true colours in Pop Idol Voice over: Will Cat get her man? Will ANT? Ant: Hey, hey! I like girls, alright? Enough of that! Voice over: Yeah, right. -Chums Dec: I'm gonna go over to the head of ITV and do you know what I'm gonna say? I'm gonna say: "Hello head of ITV, can you ban Ant from the channel please..." -Slap Bang Ant: Ladies man, ladies man laaaaaaidies man. -Anty and Decky the Garden Goblins Brian Connelly: Your song has opened my eyes-well, not that one... -Just after he has put one of Dec's "cheeks" over his eye.(Anty and Decky) Ant: MCDONNIIEEEESSSS!!!!!! -Anty getting over-excited in Anty and Decky about the new shopping mall Voice over: Craig's got an enormous weapon! -Another anty and decky remark Anty: Complain, complain, complain. Stop whingeing, whinging, whinging. Ner. -Anty is in a mood with the voice-over in Anty and Decky. Anty: Tell im off, tell im off, tell him off! -I nearly cried-Anty being cute. RIGHT, LEAVE ANTY AND DECKY FOR A WHILE!!!!! Dec: It's been passed down from generation to generation...ever since my father found it, in a cornflakes box. Mark: What a...beautiful story. -Dec showing a ring in Chums Dec: Oh hallo Cat! Couldn't you have dressed up or something? -THE WEDDING (sob) Dec: You broke the camera and everything! -The unforgetable FARMER Dec: I was so hot and sweaty, I had to strip to my waist. There was men attacking me from all sides. At one point, I had to fight them off with my bare hands! Ant: Oh! And where was this club, do you say? Dec: Soho. -Adult humor in Splatoon Dec: cough....Michael Greco!... -The last Eat my Goal with Ant and Dec, Dec advising the kid on the phone NOT to use Michael Greco to score the final goal. Dec: ...I kicked that small child, people have spoken!... -Slap Bang Ant: What do you think you're doing man? Dec: Well that's what the audience want....a bit of man-on-man action... SATURDAY NIGHT TAKEAWAY-ATTRACTING other AUDIENCE MEMBERS...:s Ant: What is that on your face? Dec: This week Michael Jobson....Jackson has adopted me and now I have to wear this mask in public!! Ant: Michael Jackson has adopted you??? Dec: Yes, and very good it is too because I get to wear this mask...hang around on balconies...and get this, he's even taught us all the dance moves! *does lil michael jackson dance that is really cool* -Dec showing off on Saturday Night Takeaway about his new dad. Dec: Next week I'm moving to America and I'm gonna live with him in Never land..the sleeping arrangements are a little bit odd...he's got this massive bed, but he says he'll sleep on the floor!!! -Scaring ant about three seconds later. Ant: Shut up! Shut up! -Being scared in the What's Next circus (it was funny the way he said it ok???!!!) Dec: It'll boost the ratings... Ant: *thinks* all right then! *they almost kiss* -Dec persuading Ant to kiss him. |
 |
 |
 |