Lap Dance
N.E.R.D.

Verse 1:
I'm an outlaw
Quick on the draw
Somethin you've never seen before
An' I dare a motherfucker to come in my face
I got somethin' chrome
An' I got it from home
An' it ain't a microphone
An' I dare a motherfucker to come in my face
It's so real
How I feel
It's this society
That makes a nigga wanna kill
Or just straight ill
Ridin' my motorcycle down the streets
While politicians is soundin' like strippers to me
They sayin', but I don't wanna hear it...

Chorus:
Oooh, oooh baby you want me?
Oooh, oooh baby you want me?
Oooh, oooh baby you want me?
Now you could get this lap dance here for free
Now you could get this lap dance here for free
Now you could get this lap dance here for free
Oooh, oooh baby you want me?
Now you could get this lap dance here for free

Verse 2:
It's a raw night
Who wants to bar fight?
Well come on alright
But I dare a motherfucker to come in my face
Baseball bats
I got somethin' for that
It goes bla-ka-ka-kat
So I dare a motherfucker to come in my face
It's so real
How I feel
It's this society
That makes a nigga wanna kill
Or just straight ill
Ridin' my motorcycle down the streets
While the government is soundin' like strippers to me
They keep sayin', but I don't wanna hear it...

Chorus

Verse 3:
When you think of Harvey, think of a Harley
Blue denim, spiked wrists and ?
Slap screws and tattoos that's all me
Two blondes, both arms, feelin' like Fonzie
You can find me drunk
Whippin' it, might crash
Or find me chillin' with crackers who like thrash
Find me in court, smokin' that nice grass
Burnin' the flag, all in the name of white trash
It's Harvey baby
Christ on the arm
I'm gnarly baby
Fuck wit me, not hardly, baby
And you know the flow ungodly, baby
So lets party, baby
Chicks nickname me Powder, they get high off my dick
I take 'em to my home, they call it the cockpit
Time for take off, they panties they drop quick
Now that's first class fuckin'
Ain't that some fly shit?

Chorus