Frequently Asked Questions

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
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Ver. 1.0

1. I hear there's more than 12 of you; what are you guy's . . .morons?!
Answer - Yes

2. Why are robots angry?
Answer - Because they cannot feel:

a cool breeze on a warm summer's day

the taste of lemonade sold by sweet sweet children

the warm flesh of a Bangkok whore in the back of a Honda Civic.

3. So. . . tell me something about Esperonto.
Answer - This is not a question. In order to satiate your appetite for knowledge, though, here is some information about ESPERONTO:

Science fiction author Harry Harrison insists that it will be the intergalactic trading language of the future. His suggestion, from the notes at the back of his book, "The Stainless Steel Rat for President", is to write to:
                                                                                          ESPERANTO
                                                                                          P.O. Box 1129
                                                                                          El Cerrito, CA 94530

4. Are Mike Berlin (Supreme Comptroller) and Daniel Gabai (Grand Vicar) REALLY ordained ministers, ready to perform club marriages on request?
Answer - Yes. Mike and Dan ARE ministers in the Church of Universal Life and are willing to perform weddings, Affirmation of Love cerimonies, exorcisims, and and a variety of other services for a small fee.