Multiple Choice:

1: If you were stranded on a desert island, whom of the following would you most want to be with?
a) Vicky from tv’s Small Wonder
b) Joey from tv’s Blossom
c) Marylin Vos Savant (world’s smartest woman)
d) Kojak

2:  Complete the thought – “Robots are angry because they cannot feel…”
a) A cool breeze on a warm summer day
b) A refreshing glass of lemonade purchased from sweet sweet children
c) The warm flesh of a Bankok whore in the back of a Honda Civic

3:  Robots are to world domination as:
a) Midgets : K.Y. Jelly
b) Matt : Rinat
c) Victorain housing : sodomy
d) Pine tree : football

4:  If you had to perform vile sexual acts with any of the golden girls, which one would it be:
a) Sophia
b) Blanche
c) Dorthy
 

True/False:

5: “Fellatio” is another word for “fun”: T F

6: You cannot impregnate a woman if she jumps up and down and douches with a Diet Pepsi: T F

7:  0101000101110110000 0001010111  11010110011: T F
 

Yes/NO (please put "Y" for YES, "N" for NO):

Have you ever:

_ Hypnotized a barnyard animal

_ Wish you knew how to play D&D

_ Killed Metric Boy

_ Exposed yourself to Judith Rodin

_ Found a machine mysteriously attractive

_ Liked Dave Matthews Band, Backstreet Boys, New Edition
 

Essay Question:

Describe the significance of the Harding/Colldige administration on poastwar Germany without using the letter “R”: