Yep. That's straigth from chapter 3 of Genesis. That's our story. But what about Tostitos? Are they ashamed of their nakedness? I thought not, but now I'm not so sure.
On New Year's Eve, the last day of 2005, I found a Tostito that had a strange piece attached. The piece was carefully crafted in the shape of a bikini bottom. Or perhaps they were briefs. I'm not really sure. Anyway, it the piece was attached firmly to the bottom of the chip, as seen below:
