QUICKIES
~ another movie
~ code
~ happiness
~ nothing right for colin
~ what will they say
POEMS
~ biting melancholy
~ i hate mushrooms
ESSAYS
~ hydrophobia and he-man briefs
~ fantastapotamus
STORIES - these are short stories I wrote when I was in high school. I was arguably a different person back then. They are mine, so don't steal them and make a million dollars with them. If you do anyway, then give me the money.
~ the necromancer
~ swimming with the card sharks
I'm tired and I want to go to bed.
I had a little drink about an hour ago,
and it went straight to my head."