crew

My Crew and a little about them

Also on the page: Quotes to live by - The Wedding Pool - Sexy Bitch Tournement

Ronald Mark Tarsan: Ron and I go way back to Mr Simington's science class in like 5th grade. We had to do a project for the science fair and we made an Eye, a bit 3D model adn that was about it. Ronald, or Cactus to his wrestling confedants, origionally hails from South Bound Brook. Ron is a bass playing tattoo freak who has played with the likes of Jon Fazaro and Tom Sepsi in the band MINUS as well as Bazalf and Red Top in POLISHEROES. Ronald can be seen currently infront of a television on Monday and Thursday nights.

Vincent Russell Horn: Actually its Lieutenant Vincent R. Horn in the United States Air Force, currently stationed at some silly Air Force Base in Arizona with his wife Laurie. I was Vin's best man at his wedding a few years back, it was a good week in the North Carolina mountains. Ed rules!!! Vin's wife is also cool. Vin's father, Russ, is absolutely insane, and if you get a chance to be in a room with Ron, Myself, Vin, and Derek you will never have laughed so hard in your life. Vin is my boy, and if I ever get married he will get a chance to whip out a kick ass best man speech. WORD!

James Derek Kirby: Derek to friends and family moved to New Jersey from Cork, Ireland in roughly...1989 or 90 don't remember but its been a while. Kirby is my boy as well, we been drinking buddies for quite some time. Good times, good times. Derek and I frequent Cryan's Ale House where he also tends the bar on random days. He is a rabid Jets fan as well as the Yankees. He has seen the Saw Doctors about 7,000 times, he's like a Dead Head or something. Kirby's whole family rules, Finbarr, Ann, Alan, Barry, and Paul...they be good people, especially at the AOH Picnic.

Justing William Bozinta: Justin and I have been on again off again boyz for a while. Mainly just running buddies in High School track, before that we played trumpet together in the band. Now we are avid fans of alcoholic endeavors.

Harry Philip Bugal Jr.: Oh the stories I could tell!!!! Harry was born the exact, EXACT, day after me. His grandmother has pictures of the hospital nursery where both baby Kevin and baby Harry are crying up a storm. Harry and I have known each other for life man. Though we had our differences in the past, a year in which we did not speak, we are still boyz. We have done all sorts of shit together: little league baseball, basketball, volleyball, running from cops, football, party...the list goes on. We go back, way back. Good times, real good times.

The Kingsland brothers & Cryan's Crew: Chris, Scott, Dave, and Matt. Four brothers who like hanging out at Cryan's as much as me and Kirby. Also rabid football fans. Kevin and Dennis. Kevin is the dart throwing god of Cryan's, I've never seen him throw a bad game. Dennis is the Mad Phat Chick Killer, also a good dartsman, and keeper of the knowledge known only as...the 80's. You put all these guys together and you got one hell of a party, or a busy night at Cryan's. Throw in the Willy Lynch band and you got yourself a minor AOH function. Good times, REALLY good times.

Darren a.k.a. Redtop: Darren is Nicole's new main squeeze. Redtop is what he goes by, so if you ever see a big geek with red hair, glasses and asthma, thats Redtop. BEWARE! Do not stand too close to him, you may get a hug, or forced dry humpind, depending on his whim. Also if he brings up the name Jerry, you are officially in trouble. Don't say I didn't warn you!

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Nicole: Nicole is currently inhabiting an apartment with RedTop. Nicole has the privilege to say that she is born on the same day I am, just a year later. Nicole has alway been around, since back in the day when Horn used to follow her around. A night with Nicole in the posse is an odd event.

Vincent John Jamele: Here is a cat that had strayed from the alley, but is back in full swing, ya dig? Vin got himself married, went to like Korea and shit, then came back, and is getting married again. I'm lost, but last time I checked this was still New Jersey, not Utah. Its cool though, cause he is marrying Connie...again. Vin busts his ass so he can have a Harley of his own some day to go with all the leather goods he already has. Vin is also the top cat for putting my pimp ass in a pimpin tux for his wedding Ver 2.0 so I can look good for the ladies! And everyone knows SYN likes the ladies.

Connie: Here she is ladies and gentlemen, Mrs. Jamele herself!!! Connie is cool like that, shes an artist and such. She also turned Vin into the sword swinging fart machine that he is today. Vin met Connie back in the day, which means I met her back then too, but I don't remember, so she'll have to forgive me. She is the reigning party queen, who insists on having people over all the time. She also enjoys watching TV with the volume so loud astronauts are calling and asking to have it turned down. Connie rules, and if anyone tries to go after her, they have to go through Vin first, and then maybe Ken and Al, and Jay, and if they make it that far, they'll probably be tired enough for me to kick their asses.

Honorable Mention: Jake Holodinski; Jay McCleary; Ken and Al Stewart; Big John; the rest of the Keansburg Krew; Tom Sepsi; Lumberjack; Troy Thoden; Keith Soika; Dennis Morrow; Dave Gorbatuk; anybody from the TWF; and anyone I forgot.
The guys at work (NCS): Doug Cohen (RIP); Alex Tratner; Dave Gopal; Pete "McCool" McCall; Mike Eavey; Chris "Sporter" Porter; Craig "Simon Craigenson" Simonson; Gary Danoys; Will Young; Tsvi Raab.
Cryan's Bar: Michael Kean; John; Jim; Kirby again; Rich Brian "Big Chris"; John Cryan; the regualrs.

I know some of you are like, "Hey, how can I reach SYNthetic Man?" Although I like to keep myself distanced from most of humanity, here are a couple of places to get hold of me:
E-mail
kmjurewicz@yahoo.com
twfcommish@yahoo.com
13synthetic@go.com
synthetic21@collegeclub.com
17syn78@godisdead.com
You'll have to ask nicely for my cell phone number, or my work email address/phone number

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Words to live by, quotes that just make sense

"If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure." Vice President, Dan Quayle
"I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it!" Comedian, Johnathan Winters
"All of mankind is separated into three classes: those who are immovable, those who are movable, and those who move."
All around smart guy, Ben Franklin
"The world is divided into those who want to become someone, and those who want to accomplish something." Jean Monnet
First rule of holes, when you're in one, stop digging
Everything looks impossible to those who never try
Life is not full of challenges, life IS the challenge
A path with no obstacles doesn't lead anywhere
Success is a journey, not a destination
Those who say it cannot be done, should not interrupt those who are doing it
Only those who risk going too far can really know how far that is
it takes courage to say what you really want
"No matter if you think you can or you think you can't, you are right" Henry Ford
Successful people are very lucky, just ask any failure.
What this world needs is more people who specialize in the impossible
"The only true knowledge is knowing that you know nothing." Socrates
Failure usually follows the path of least resistance
"History is made at night; Character is what you are in the dark." -Dr. Lizardo

THE WEDDING POOL GOES ON-LINE BABY...YEAH!!! ODDS FOR THE MOST EVIL POOL IN THE WORLD

Its official, Matt done got married!!!!!!!!! And so did Christian, so the Pool drains on. No thrusting Eric and Jodi to #3 and Justin and (recent college graduate) Kristian to #4...which may change!!!
As of 9/1/02 Ronald and Nicole have called it off...we're running out of people to put in the pool!

New Rankings as of September 2004

The rankings have gone through a shift check out what the rankings look like as of now:
1st- Justin and ?: Justin's got a new woman, well he still kinda has the old one, which I can't figure out, new one is cool
2nd- Ron and Trish: I'm not sure he's the marrying type, but I needed to move someone up after Bugal's wedding.
3rd- I'll keep myself at #3 just because you never know!
4th- Kirby: Well, he is single and I know that if he finds the right girl she'll be wearing a ring with a quickness
5th- Dennis: I needed someone to fill out the list.
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Those who fell off:
Vin Horn (recently seperated, a new free man!)
Matt Kurtz
Vin Jamele
Chris and Scott Kingsland (not to each other, their fucking brothers!)
Christian Bozinta
Harry Bugal

If you have any information regarding the wedding pool, please let me know immediately. EMAIL ME NOW!!!!

THE SEXY BITCH TOURNEMENT

The tournement is officially on hold until we receive new entries into our bracket. Currently the Tennis and Video Game titles are defunct and the Darts title is the only active one, leaving the pool title out there for the taking when we figure out who really holds it!

The most talked about competition in the history of games... no not the olympics you sod!! The multi-dimensioned competition to crown the Sexy Bitch. Area's of competition are agreed upon by the Sexy Bitch High Counsel. There are currently two active titles (Pool, Darts), one hibernating title (tennis), one retired title (NHL Hockey for PS2), and one yearly title to soon be crowned (golf).
There are currently only two fully active participants in the Sexy Bitch Tournement, (the Undisputed Darts champion/Undisputed Tennis champion, and fully disputed Pool Champion) Justin Bozinta and (retired Hockey Champion) Kevin "SYNthetic Man" Jurewicz.
To hold a title you must beat the current champion. The different areas holding titles have different regulations pertaining to the ability to win the title.
Pool: the origional title and oldest Sexy Bitch sport.To win the Pool title you must beat the current champion two out of three times to challenge then you must win two out of three to take the title. This seperated match play is to ensure the champion is not giving away his title to a non-worthy competitor. The pool title can only be challenged for once a day per competitor.
Tennis: Currently on hiatus, the tennis title holds the same seperated match play as the pool title. You must win two out of three matches follwed by winning two out of three matches. Tennis is only held during the warmer seasons to keep play as fair as possible. Unlike the pool title, a competitor may challenge multiple times in one day, for the title.
Darts: The Darts title is now replacing the PS2 Hockey title. The darts title is a no excuses, one shot deal. You get one game, game type to be chosen by the current champion, if you win you hold the title, you lose you go home.
Golf: This tournement will be held once a year, and is a skins tournement. The overall money winner will be crowned the sexy bitch golf champion. The date of the innagural 9 hole pitch and putt match has yet to be determined. There will be a $7 entry fee so the skins can be payed out ( one dollar per first three holes, three dollars for holes 4, 5, and 6. Five dollars for holes 7 and 8, and six dollars for hole 9.).

To become a member of the Sexy Bitch Tournement, please send an E-mail correspondence with the following information included:
Name, Home town, Home state, Telephone number where you can be reached, favorite beer, shoe size, female celebrity you want to bang, last pro-wrestler you wanted to smash you in the face with a steel chair, highest level of completed education, sex, and your email address or addresses.

WE ARE SEXY BITCHES!!!
AND MAYBE YOU COULD BE ONE TOO!!! SIGN UP TODAY!!!

The Sexy Bitch Society

est. 2000

Justin Bozinta- Sexy Bitch counsel member

Kevin Jurewicz- Sexy Bitch counsel member

Barry Kirby: Honorary Sexy Bitch

History is made at night; Character is what you are in the dark!!!