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By Shardy

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Maybe I should have committed suicide. My stomach was about to kill me anyway thanks to the ass-load of cramps I received every ten minutes. I chugged tons of gallons of milk and spent about 50 dollars on chocolate alone. Not to mention, changing time. I felt like a baby again changing my "dipey". I got the hang of it at least. It wasn't as complicated as I thought it would be. The problem was seeing all the blood. How can girls handle it?? How????

I had been a girl for maybe a month now, I contemplated on what Joey told me a couple of days ago. I had claimed that I was not being myself. Joey on the other hand told me that perhaps this was exactly who I was. Now that it was no longer in the confinements of the soulless shell it used to be in, my heart was free to show itself at will. And why not? How much more of my pride could I possibly damage?

I received my answer one night. It started out like any other night, except I decided to go to bed a little early. Now that I did have this free time, I used it to catch up on my beauty sleep. I thought I dreamt nothing until I woke up with a shock.

I was in my body again, MY body, not a girl's!! I was about to run around the room for joy, fling open the windows and shout my happiness to the world, when suspicion stopped me. Why all of a sudden, without warning was I in my original body?

The answer was simple: it was a dream, of course!

I looked around, still suspicious because this was the first time I had a dream about being in my normal body. Ah, the walls were filled with Egyptian hieroglyphics, the room ancient beyond the concept of time, but still looked brand new. I was back here again.

And there she was, standing before, a good six inches taller than me, wearing the robes of an Egyptian queen, and jewelry that sparkled from their own light within. Isis, the goddess that did this to me in the first place. She was looking at me, a smirk on her face. I expected she would be enjoying my predicament.

"Having fun?" she asked, not bothering to cover her malicious smile.

"A blast," I shot back sarcastically. "I want my body back, dammit!!"

"I can't do that," she replied, as calm as ever.

"What the hell!?!? You said I was to see the world through the eyes of a girl! Okay then, I've been humiliated by preps, the world's biggest idiot is flirting with me, I was almost raped, I've been knocked down, stepped on, yelled at, and on top of that I AM ON MY PERIOD!!!!! Isn't that ENOUGH!!!" My palms ached from my nails digging into my flesh as I clenched my fists at my sides, but I didn't care. I was too pissed to care.

She laughed then, and I wanted to hit her. But I never hit females, no matter how cruel and horrible they can be, so I only continued to dig my nails in. "What's so funny?" I demanded.

"Oh, I think you have been doing more than just flirting with 'the world's biggest idiot'." She winked at me.

I remembered Joey's soft lips and warm arms, and I felt my face burn brightly. "POINT!?" I screamed.

She let out another laugh. "The point is, that is the only way you are going to get your body back."

I gawked at her, feeling like I was the world's biggest idiot. It was as if every single brain cell died on me. "H-uh??"

"If you want your normal body back, you have to give up your virginity to someone who is experienced."

It took a minute but it finally registered. "WHAT!?!?!?!?"

She only smiled. "Remember, the person you give it to has to be EXPERIENCED. He cannot be a virgin, too."

I was about to spend the next few years protesting with a lot of colorful vocabulary, but there was that cursed light again.

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I woke up with a shudder. Dawn was creeping through the sky. It has been so long since I last saw the sun rise, but I was too filled with anxiety to go back to sleep. Isis said that I had to give up my female virginity to someone, a GUY, with experience. Who did I know that had experience??

Instantly Joey popped into my head. I couldn't help but feel disappointed because I know he is still a virgin. Just look at the way he acts. Yugi's waaaay too innocent, and Tristan?? I wouldn't be caught dead in Tristan's bed. God only knows where he's been. Besides, he was too busy chasing Serenity Wheeler to screw me anyway. Bakura and Malik were too heavy in their own relationship as well.

There was only one other person I know who is definitely not a virgin. Even though he's my rival in the business world, he was my only option. Besides, I don't think Duke Devlin would ever pass up a good lay anyway.

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