Stacy's Mom
By Shardy

Okay, this is a brain-fart I had when I was at Kassie’s and this song came on her CD player. I was thinking to myself, “Well, Joey likes older women, and Mai could be old enough to be his mother if the artist wanted” and then lo and behold I thought up this story. Yes, Stacy is taken after me. Red-head with blue eyes. XD This is an alternate universe fic. Joey has not met any of the other cast members. He hasn’t even met Kaiba yet. Has some MaixSeto implications, used mainly to point across that Mai has a thing for teenage boys. Poor Joey. XD Flame me if you must. I probably deserve it.

Song lyrics are from Stacy’s Mom by Fountains of Wayne

Disclaimer: This story proves that I don’t own Yu-Gi-Oh!

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Stacy’s mom has got it going on
Stacy’s mom has got it going on
Stacy’s mom has got it going on
Stacy’s mom has got it going on

15-year-old Joey Wheeler leaned back in his desk, yawning loudly. Damn, when was school going to be over with? He had to go to work soon. He opened one brown-gold eye just in time to see a red-head with blue eyes wink at him with a huge smile. Stacy. His closest female friend. Possibly girlfriend but there was certain reasons why Joey never went that far with her.

Next thing Joey knew, there was a note being passed over onto his desk. He picked up the neatly folded piece of stationary, revealing a skyblue Hello Kitty waving at him next to a line of gorgeously curving script that could only belong to a girl:

My mom wants to know if you can come over this Saturday to mow the lawn.

Joey grinned widely as he quickly scribbled in jagged chicken-scratch that only Stacy could read:

Sure.

Joey loved going over to Stacy’s house. It was a huge mansion that could rival that of even the Kaiba Mansion, which, from what he had heard, was supposed to be the pearl of the suburbs. As a matter of fact, Stacy’s mom worked for Kaiba Corp. Joey didn’t really know all that much about the place other than it was a toy and game company run by, according to the rumors, some teenager. Joey snorted to himself. Yeah. A teenager running the biggest corporation in Japan. If that were true, he was going to strap himself to a leash, run around naked, and lap up water with his tongue for the rest of his life.

The note returned.

Great! Can you be there at about 2:00 that afternoon?

Yeah.

Joey, have I ever told you what a great guy you are??

Many times. But keep laying it on me, baby.

Hey, no flirting!

Who’s flirting?

You.

Am not. Besides, you know you like it.

Whatever. Uh-oh. Mr. Ralston is looking this way. We’d better cut this off. I’ll talk to you after class.

He could barely pay attention as he tried to hold back the pent up excitement stirring within him. He loved it when Stacy asked him to come over. That way he would be able to hang out with not only Stacy but her mom as well.

Stacy’s mom was so cool. In more ways than one.

Stacy, can I come over after school?
(After school)
We can hang around by the pool
(Hang by the pool)
Did your Mom get back from her business trip?
(Business trip)
Is she there or is she trying to give me the slip?
(Give me the slip)

You know I’m not the little boy that I used to be.
I’m all grown up now, baby, can’t you see?

Stacy’s mom has got it going on
She’s all I want and I’ve waited for so long
Stacy, can’t you see
You’re just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong, but
I’m in love with Stacy’s mom.

~*~

Mai Valentine sighed as she began preparing herself for her daily elaborate bath that she more than deserved. Damn, for a skimpy teenager with the flattest stomach on this side of the Pacific and a square butt, Seto Kaiba sure knew how to lay the work on his employees. Oh, well. That flat stomach and square butt had their uses. Of course, the only reason Mai managed to get this Saturday off was because she had to give her boss, Mr. Kaiba, something in return. She shuddered in her bathroom. Who would’ve thought a 16-year-old computer geek could be so...

"Hey, Mom, Joey’s here," her daughter, Stacy Valentine, announced from the other side of the door.

Blushing slightly, Mai nodded. Then realizing Stacy could not see her due to the closed door, she quickly answered, "Okay, honey, I’ll be in the bathroom. Tell Joey to help himself if he needs anything."

She entered the bathroom and closed the door. As she lowered her bathrobe and prepared to step into the inviting steamy hot water, she suddenly changed her mind and undid the automatic lock on the bathroom door...just in case.

Stacy’s mom has got it going on
Stacy’s mom has got it going on

~*~

"Hello, is this the Valentine residence?" a puppy-brown-eyed blonde inquired. Unable to keep a straight face any longer, he broke into a huge grin when Stacy jerked him into the house.

"You’re such a dork," she muttered.

His grin only grew wider. "Thank you. Hey, where’s your mom at?"

"She’s in the bathtub," came the reply. "And no, you are not going in there after her." It was meant as a joke, but Stacy knew that her best friend had a weird fetish for her mother. Well, not that her mom would have any complaints. Stacy knew that her mother had a fetish for young teenage boys. Take that sexy teenage boss of hers, for example. Stacy knew very well the only reason her mother got today off was for delivering something very warm to Mr. Kaiba’s bedchambers. Stacy shivered inwardly in disgust. She just hoped that her best friend would not have to be put through that hurt. Joey did not know this, but ever since Mr. Valentine walked out on them for the sake of a life-size Barbie that had more plastic than a Ziploc bag, Mai Valentine had become...well, to put it plainly, a whore. A whore who preferred adolescent males, if truth be told. Is immaturity an attraction to the last generation or something?

"Aw, how come I can go check up on good ol’ Ma?" Joey sniffed. "You’re no fun, Stacy."

"Mom will kill you if you ruin her ‘me’ moment," Stacy shot back. "Besides don’t you have a yard to mow? Go, slave. Before I give you a butt-whoopin’."

With his usual burst of childish attitude, Joey stuck his butt out at Stacy and gave it wag or two before skipping off to the backyard. Stacy sighed as she made busy in the kitchen with making lemonade and cookies. Joey would be at work for only three minutes, if even that, and then come storming in demanding for refreshments. Stacy sighed. What was she going to do with him?

~*~

Opening her eyes revealing the desire-filled violet orbs to the cream-colored ceiling, Mai could not bring herself to relax. Damn Stacy’s friends. Well, one of them, anyway. That Joey guy. The only reason Mai had not made the moves on him was because he was Stacy’s best friend, and Mai avoided anything that may involve hurting her daughter. But she didn’t expect Joey to grow up into such a delicious piece of meat.

She had to admit that Kaiba was starting to become a tad bit boring. That guy had no respect for his elders at all, always dominating the bed-sheets. Not that she didn’t like being dominated. Kaiba certainly knew how to make her scream, she‘ll give him that. But sometimes she wanted to teach these youngsters a thing or two. Of course, Kaiba would have none of that, but Joey...ah, Joey was more innocent. And she knew he would take the bait because he was always looking at her, thinking he could hide it by looking away quickly or flirting with Stacy. Mai knew better. She chuckled softly. The sweet naiveté Joey possessed was a refreshing break from the mature experience of Kaiba. She could barely contain herself anymore. She had to lure Joey into her bed without Stacy’s knowledge and then somehow make sure he kept their taboo love a secret.

Having this resolve in her mind, Mai stood up and wrapped a towel around her body. Then still dripping wet she stepped out onto her balcony. Thanks to these spaced out railings, Joey would be able to see her clearly.

Speaking of the clueless puppy, here he came now, mowing her way. She whistled and, having better hearing than the average canine, Joey looked up at her. Smiling ever so sweetly, Mai leaned over the railing a bit, allowing her towel to slip enough to reveal a lot of cleavage and almost all of her leg, letting Joey understand completely that she was naked under that towel. "HEY, JOEY! YOU MISSED A SPOT OVER THERE!!" She yelled over the sound of the motor and pointed to a imaginary spot on the lawn: of course, Joey did not miss a spot; he did everything perfectly just for her. The effect of her pointing caused the towel to slip even more. The towel slipped to her waist. Quickly, she grabbed it, covering her naked breasts but it was too late. Joey’s eyes were as big as baseballs and the vibrant red on his face flared so brightly she could see it all the way from 40 feet.

"OH, AND JOEY, WHEN YOU ARE FINISHED, I WANT TO SEE YOU UP IN MY ROOM, OKAY!?"

It took him a minute, but Joey managed return to reality. He raced to the spot Mai had pointed, re-mowed it, and continued cutting the grass. Mai departed back into her room, smirking at how Joey seemed to be working twice as fast.

Stacy, do you remember when I mowed your lawn?
(Mowed your lawn)
Your mom came out with just a towel on
(Towel on)
I could tell she liked me from the way she stared
(The way she stared)
And the way she said, "You missed a spot over there"
(Spot over there)

And I know that you think it’s just a fantasy
But since your dad walked out, your mom could use a guy like me

Stacy’s mom has got it going on
She’s all I want and I’ve waited for so long
Stacy, can’t you see
You’re just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong, but
I’m in love with Stacy’s mom

~*~

Stacy was shocked that about an hour had passed and Joey did not return into the house for a break. And when he finally did, she was shocked upon the knowledge that he had finished mowing the lawn completely! He stood there in the kitchen now, white shirt clinging to every curve of his sweat-slicked body and golden bangs drenched with perspiration. If he had been any other guy, Stacy would have said he was really hot looking.

"Lemonade?" she asked handing him a glass.

"Sure." Typical Joey, he chugged the glass of lemonade in one gulp.

"So, what made you work even more than usual?" she inquired with a raised brow.

Joey shrugged. "I wanted to get it done and over with."

Stacy narrowed her eyes. "You never want to get things done and over with."

Joey blinked. "I was inspired, okay? Can’t I have that once in a while?"

She looked away with a sigh. "My mother came out and talked to you, didn’t she?"

He nearly dropped his glass. All he could remember was a musical voice and a pair of huge...

"I heard her yelling," Stacy interrupted in response to his silence. "I take it she did not have time to change?" she added, taking note of the heavy blush that had returned to Joey’s face.

"Uh...I guess not," he choked. "Hey, um, I gotta go. You’re mom told me that she wanted to see me upstairs."

"So I heard," she replied. She did well to disguise her hurt with indifference. Stacy did not care whom Joey liked. It was the fact that her mother was hitting on her best friend that hurt. She sighed deeply as she watched Joey bound up the stairs two at a time. And to think she actually liked him not too long ago.

~*~

Mai shuddered inwardly, squirming in her towel as she thought about Joey. Who would’ve thought that sexy puppy could be so damn hot? Mowing her lawn, with his white shirt clinging sexually to every sexy curve of his athletic body, golden locks glimmering with sweat, drops of water falling temptingly down his tanned skin...?

A timid knock sounded on her door. "Miss Valentine?"

Speak of the puppy. "Come in, Joseph," she purred. The massive door opened and Joey stepped shyly inside. He closed the door behind him instinctively as Mai walked toward him. "Joseph, please, just call me Mai," she whispered.

"M-Mai," he echoed, hardly paying attention. It grew worse when the towel slipped to Mai’s feet and she approached him completely and shamelessly naked. Joey’s face flared, body growing hard with need.

"You know you want this," Mai whispered as she began running her hands up and down Joey’s chest, hearing the breath catch in his throat as she felt his heart thundering faster than normal. "Love me, Joseph. You know you want to." She pressed her lips against Joey’s, opening her mouth temptingly. Joey’s tongue slipped inside eagerly, exploring the recesses with curiosity and desire. With more strength that she thought he had, he carried her to the bed and laid her down, crawling on top of her, as his hands began caressing her.

Stacy’s mom has got it going on
(She’s got it going on)
She’s all I want and I’ve waited for so long
(I’m waiting, I‘m waiting)
Stacy can’t you see
You’re just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong, but
I’m in love with...

For a moment, she let him have his way, sinking into the warmth of his caresses. Then she flipped him over, which he gladly obliged to. "Now to teach you what love making is all about," she declared, before kissing him again.

(Stacy’s mom)
I’m in love with
(Stacy’s mom)
I’m waiting...
Stacy can’t you see
You’re just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong, but
I’m in love with Stacy’s mom



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