“Revenge is a dish best served with a side of strawberry Milk” – Millie

Tuesday, 17th of September, 2001

The scene shows a wedding chapel, looking to be out somewhere in the sticks, a hillbilly town in Texas, or maybe just in a backyard of someone’s house, either way it looked like a pretty shady area where the homeless people roamed and there was road for miles and miles, but Millie called it home and she was proud to live in such a place… only paying $30 a month.

Millie was a tall girl standing at 5 foot and 9 inches, her boobs were praised throughout the entire area, many a people would say. “Damn, those are some nice boobs.” Most of the time, those “people” were actually Millie talking to other people, but besides her boobs she had a face that could light up the darkest area of Hell and a smile that could save a world from hunger... Okay maybe not hunger, but it’d save them for three seconds before they go and starve to death.

She had blue long blue hair and in the wedding dress she was the prettiest human in the chapel, the stalls were accompanied by her plushies, on the right side – Millie’s said there was the family or Mr. and Mrs. Su, who had raised quite a family, but most of the plushies looked different from each other, leading Mr. Su to believe that Mrs. Su was cheating on him, but that was besides the point. We all know that Mrs. Su is a floozy anyways.

The man she was marrying was Lance, a man with black spiky hair with blonde tips, dressed up as the groom, on his side, was the best man. Wren Highwind, but because he was cheap, and hadn’t gotten his tuxedo yet, he was wearing casual clothes, there was a whole lot of other plushies on Lance’s side, mostly because Millie had put them there because Lance’s side would look sad with just Wren there even though it was just a practice wedding.

“When is this going to end? I have to get back to the garden so I can go be cool again.” Wren said, narrowing his eyes. Millie walked over and slapped him quickly before the Priest started to speak, Millie smiled and walked back as Wren marveled at Millie’s boobs for that fraction in time that he had been started.

“We are gathered here today, blah blah, do I get money for this?” The priest asked, looking at Lance and Millie. Millie shook her head with her eyes closed; the Priest went wide-eyed and threw his bible up into the air.

”Well screw this! I’m outta here!” He said all angered like, everyone watched as he leaved, only to hear distant gunfire and the words. “OH GOD! NO! NOT THERE! THAT’S MY PANCREAS! NOOOOOOOOO!” from the Priest before crashing to the ground noise was heard; Millie blinked and shrugged her shoulders.

“Oh yeah, did I happen to tell you all that I used to be part of a team called the “Non-Threatening Viking Cake-Baking Squad? And I abandoned them so I could marry you Lance?” she said to Lance while looking at him, then over to Wren before the Non-Threatening Viking Cake-Baking Squad entered the chapel, they all had tommy guns, amidst the group was Selphie Tilmitt, Quistis Trepe, Lillianna Firehawk, Yojieru Le’Vally and Lilith Valentine, all dressed in cool black ninja suits. Millie went like =o because she didn’t know who they were because of the Ninja suits, and before she knew it, they all opened fired, shooting down Lance, Wren and a whole lot of plushies while Millie screamed in terror, seeing her friends die before her eyes, a few bullets caught her in the right leg taking her down to one knee, she gritted her teeth and looked up to see the women still unloading shots into various plushies, her vision was becoming blurry.

At the entrance with a cigar in his mouth, black sunglasses on in a black professional looking suit stood Marcus Alvarez, he was the head honcho guy of the Non-Threatening Viking Cake-Baking Squad and looked all uber bad ass, he took out a big gun from his right pocket and walked along the wooden floors over to Millie who was still down to one knee.

“Do you think I like cheese sticks?” Marcus asked in a low tone, Millie squirmed and tried to stand up, but she couldn’t, she had taken too many shots to the leg. Panting she looked up with anger in her eyes.

“You monster! Wren and Lance! They’re dead!” she said, pointing to them.

“Uh, I’m not dead.” Lance said, “Yeah, me neither.” Wren added, they both dusted themselves off, thinking they had been shot but they were just blanks.

Millie looked down with a distraught look on her face, narrowing her eyes.

“I can still hear they’re voices when I close my eyes.” She said all sad like, and then opened her eyes again, looking up at Marcus she stood up, Wren and Lance shrugged and talked to themselves like they always do as they left the chapel. The five members with tommy guns stood around Millie in a semi circle, a high pitched squeaky noise was heard as Quistis handed Marcus Mr. Su, he held it in his hand. Millie looked with fright and went to charge at Marcus but Yoji (AKA Poji) smacked her with the butt of her tommy gun knocking her down to the ground.

“I bet I could fry an egg on your boobs because you’re so angry right now.” Marcus said in his cool low voice, cocking the gun and putting it up against Mr. Su’s head.

Millie stayed on the ground, having the tommy guns pointed down at her by all five members, she was pinned down, her hands on the cool wooden floor.

”Y-You monster! How could you!” Millie yelled out, looking at all the dead plushies, and thinking that Wren and Lance were dead also, which they weren’t, but it made her angry just thinking about it all, her family.. Her friends, her plushies. ><!!!!

“No Millie, I'd like to believe, even now, you're aware enough to know there isn’t a trace of sadism in my actions... Okay - Maybe towards those other plushies – but not you.”

“You talk funny.” Millie commented. =x

“Yeah, I’m trying to do this whole evil guy thing, think it’s working well?” Marcus responded.

“Eh, I’d give it 6 out of 10.” Millie said, and then turned her right hand clockwise and counterclockwise a few times. =/

“6? >_<; Ah well, shut up.” Marcus replied, and then shook his head.

“Gruesome” shots of the plushies were shown, Lily Su, the daughter of the Su family was torn in half at the torso, Juli Su, Lily Su’s second cousin had had her right arm torn off, and a whole lot of fluff was scattered on the floors, a gruesome sight indeed, Millie had never seen so much carnage.

“Now, where was I?” he said, clearing his throat, “Ah yes. This is me, at my most… EEEEVVVILLLLLLL!” Marcus said, cackling slowly, then coming up to more louder, everything went into slow motion matrix mode as the real bullet came out from the Magnum, the camera spun around once before the bullet went really fast through Mr. Su’s head to the slow-mo clichéd “Nooooooooooooooooo!” in a low voice from Millie as the scene faded to black.

“Marcus, it’s your babeh.” Is heard to fill the suspense, but it sounded like a mixture of Quistis and Millie’s voice combined… creepy.

Thursday, 3rd of January, 2004

Millie is seen driving a car down the road, a view from the side, why was she driving a car? And why people weren’t dead because Millie was swerving all over the road like a maniac, but she kept her cool, turning to the camera.

“Oh my god! THAT GIRL IS CRAZY!” A man in another car said, Millie paid no attention and blinked once, then started talking.

“Thought I would freak out and go crazy after watching all my friends die didn’t you? Well I didn’t, but not without a lot of cheese to keep me sane, actually Marcus’ last bullet was a real one, and Mr. Su will never again see the light of day, along with the rest of the Su family-line. I’ve come along way to take my revenge on the Non-Threatening Viking Cake-Baking Squad and nothing is gonna stop me from taking revenge on them for um...”

Millie looks confused; she scratched the side of her head.

“What I am taking revenge on them for again? Ah well, I’m sure I’ll remember soon or later.” She said to the camera with a smile as her car crashed into a kid on a bicycle.

She got out of the car and walked back into her home, little did she know that inside of her kitchen, there was Lilith Valentine, the small girl who had a very big sword, it was the middle of summer and she was still wearing the same winter clothes like she didn’t have anything else in her wardrobe.

“I’m home!” Millie said proudly, you’d think she’d be taking to her husband or something, but she didn’t have one, she was talking to her light blue cat, who bounded out from it’s box and ran over to Millie, purring and rubbing itself against Millie’s leg.

“Oh! There you are –BLEEP-, I hadn’t seen you in a few days, guess you’ve been out there messing with all the female cats, its heat season isn’t it?” Millie said, crouching down and petting –BLEEP- on the head. The cat’s name was bleeped out just because it’s a cool thing to do to keep people in suspense, makes you say like. “Huh? What’s that cat’s name! WHY CAN’T I KNOW?”

“Okay, I’ll get you some cat food stuffs, wait here.” Millie said, standing up responding to the cats mewling.

Lilith lay in wait in one of the nearby cupboards because, the Omega Sword was over her back in a giant sheath. She was wielding a small knife this time around, which is what she believed that was all would be needed to…

KILL MILL!

-dum…. dum…. dummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…-

“Ha, yes I Lilith Valentine will be the one to kill Millie, because I am Lilith Valentine, and I am very strong, ha I can even do like 100 sit-ups!” Lilith thought to herself then laughed quietly as Millie walked into the kitchen, totally not aware of Lilith being in a cupboard, she grabbed the cat food from a different cupboard, a giant bag of it and started walking out of the kitchen.

That is when Lilith strikes! Coming out from the cupboard she swung the knife at Millie’s head from behind, but Millie had accidentally dropped the bag of cat-food onto the ground, avoiding Lilith’s slash by bending over, still not knowing Lilith was there she walked on into the lounge room and poured the cat-food into –BLEEP-‘s bowl before sitting on the couch and watching TV.

“Curses! She is the crafty one, oh yes she is.” Lilith said, standing in the middle of the kitchen, it was time to pull out the big guns, well maybe just Big Sword instead. Throwing the kitchen knife into the wall it got stuck there as she took the Omega Sword off her back, it was really heavy so it immediately fell to the floor.

“I’m gonna Kill Mill!” Lilith yelled out, Millie had the TV so loud that she couldn’t hear Lilith’s call. She shrugged to lift her sword up, gritting her teeth as she continued to lift it up, her arms shaking from the strength required to lift the huge thing.

“Damn EBay, said it was six foot long but only weighed ten pounds.” She muttered, closing her right eye, feeling the sword starting to teeter and soon it fell down on top of her, the flat side of her sword falling onto her throat, she struggled to move out from underneath it, but couldn’t lift the big sword off her, and within a minute or so, she had died from being choked to death by her own sword, blue in the face, her eyes closed and her head tilted to the side. Reality had killed the girl.

Millie eventually went back to the kitchen in a commercial break to see Lilith on the ground, not knowing who she was, but she had a flashback, it was supposed to of that scene three years ago, but instead it was her at a candy machine the night before the wedding incident.

[Flashback Scene]


Monday, 16th of September, 2001

Millie puts 10 gil into the machine, presses the button that says “Lightning Cola” on it, a machine-like noise is heard, then a BUZZ. There was no more Lighting Cola left, Millie’s eyes widened, not getting her money back, she kicked the machine a few times.

“HEY! YOU TOOK MY MONEY!” she yelled at the machine like it was a human, she ran back a fair distance then ran straight at the machine in blind fury, tackling the machine through five walls and then pointing down at it.

“Yeah... that’ll teach ya.” Millie said, and then spat on the machine before walking away.

The machine finally registered, spitting out one Lightning Cola and a mechanical voice spoke. “Have a nice day.”


[Flashback End]

“I hated that machine.” She said then looked down at Lilith on the floor.

“Oh! I have a visitor, seems that she is asleep though.” Millie said with delight, then carefully dragged Lilith out from underneath the sword with ease and lifted up the lightweight Lilith over her right shoulder and took her out to the couch, placing her gently on the couch she put a pillow underneath Lilith’s head and put a thick blanket over her, rubbing her hands together.

-BLEEP- jumped up and snuggled himself intto Lilith’s side before closing his eyes and going to sleep.

Lilith Valentine: DEAD
Selphie Tilmitt
Quistis Trepe
Yojieru Le’Vally
Lillianna Firehawk

After that, for no reason. Millie’s arm got broken.

“OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!”

Thursday, 6th of March, 2004

A view of Millie in a hospital bed is seen, it’s a dark room with the curtains drawn back, she’s alone in the room and there’s a big rainstorm outside, with the whole big thunder clashing and everything.

Outside, the wheel of an Alfa Romeo car comes into view, a really good looking car just because ‘Alfa Romeo’ sounds cool. The car stops and a view of two yellow gumboots are seen coming out onto the concrete, they move up and down splashing in the rain with a slight giggle before it stops suddenly and the camera pans up to see a petite figure where a yellow rain jacket, camera pans back real fast.

-Whoooooooooooooosh! Noise-

View from afar it can be seen that this person also has a yellow umbrella, so much yellow, who could it be? This and much more to be found out in the next installment of…


DON’T KILL MILL








































“I think the cat’s name is merely Neko… yeah, that’s it.”