Previously on DON’T KILL MILL!

Yoji feels something is wrong, she starts to count the 88 with a look of concern on her face, only counting 87.

“Hey! Where’s number 57!?” She called out.

“Uh! He’s new! He probably forgot we were supposed to meet here!” A voice called out from among the bunch.

Afterwards they all got off their motorcycles and surrounded Millie, creating a large circle around her. Millie up the Gunblade in front of her face and looked around, a worried expression on her face.

“Aww man, this is all because I forgot to bring the cheese dip isn’t it.” Millie said, looking around at all the eyes on her.

The fight began with about eight men running towards her at once screaming in Japanese, Millie ran away and then started to run around in circles, ducking and weaving through the slashing tyrants as they tried to mercilessly kill her, she heard sounds of death each and every time she ducked or moved to the side as the eight men were killing each other via misdirection, blood spraying all over the floors.

Soon there was only four left, two came at her from each side, she waited for them to slash before she jumped straight upwards just as they attacked, the men impaled each other just as Millie caught a butterfly in her hands, unaware that the men below had impaled each other through their necks by accident, she looked down and shrugged.

More from the other side of the room came charging so Millie threw the butterfly in their direction, somehow the butterfly flew so fast that it got imbedded into one of their foreheads thus killing the man, another person comes rushing at her with his sword held high, she meeps then jumps up over the person landing behind him she pushed him from behind, the man tripped over a sword on the ground and broke his leg, Millie apologized but she is knocked to the floor.

The men yells and raises a spear high above Millie’s head, Millie turns her head away and yells out. “Noo! Not the boobs!” distracting the man who blushes and starts to stare, Millie takes this opportunity to send her foot right into the man’s groin before flipping back up to her feet then trips him over by sending a hard kick to his kneecap, the man goes down and Millie ducks an incoming knife from behind which goes straight into the man’s chest.

A man charges at Millie from behind, but Millie is quick to grab the butterfly out from the man’s face and use it to throw down close to the ground.

Cool shiny looking close up as the Butterfly spins through the air all slow motion like.. then speeds up! Accidentally cutting off the attacker’s foot as he runs at her before she back flips through the air landing behind the footless man and jumping onto his back, pulling out her Gunblade as the one footed man hops forwards, Millie uses him as a shield against incoming attackers her Gunblade clashes against swords before she pushes the man forwards and hops down slicing her sword over her head cutting free the chandelier, which in turn crushes all people underneath it.

One man steps out from the rest, it was Ed, “The Best of The Crazy 87”, he twirls his sword expertly, challenging Millie to a one on one duel.

Millie blinks, holding the Gunblade with two hands her eyes widen, she nods with her eyes narrowed then raises the Gunblade high in the air and lets out a battle cry as she runs towards him. Ed stands his ground, waiting for the blue haired locomotive to get close enough.

They both swing at the same time only to have the swords clash together, Millie swerves off to the side as they separate before swinging their swords again only to have them clash again, Millie spins around and attacks again but Ed is quick to match her by clashing his sword with hers again, this time they have a small contest to see who is stronger by pushing the blades up against each other until Millie uses a bit more force to push Ed’s sword upwards and they separate again.

Their fight had taken them up the stairs as their swords kept clashing together, they both jumped up onto the stair’s railing, fighting dangerously with extreme balance.. well atleast for a while until Millie lost her balance, lifting one foot she flailed her arms.

“Waah wuh whoa!” She said quickly before she grabbed onto Ed’s shoulder as she fell off the railing down the floor while holding onto Ed, who landed right arm first with such force and impact that it separated his shoulder, and.. his right arm fell off, Millie stands up just as Ed does, she was unharmed since she used him to break her fall, she saw him with no arm so she panicked then picked up the arm and tried to reattach it before dropping the arm and kicking Ed down.

Only half of the Crazy 87 remained now, some had just run away not wanting to face the Blue Haired Goddess of Destruction that was Millie Lakkam, Mistress of Accidental Death.

They all face her holding swords and various other weapons, Millie has her foot up against Ed’s chest who is up against a wall, she moves her leg away, letting Ed’s body fall between her the remaining attackers, she narrows her eyes and backs up as they form a semi circle around her from the front, cutting off her exits.

Panicking again, Millie closes her eyes and charges forwards shoulder first, barreling a few men down like bowling pins as she yelled out with anguish, before she jumps up and throws herself down on top of a few men who were confused as all hell right now, she gets down onto her back after she rolls off the men, moving like a spinning top her Gunblade flashes all bright shiny colors as Millie spins faster, the flashing lights create a disco ball effect except the colors soon became to bright that anyone who looked at them their eyeballs would explode.

She eventually stops and spins back up to her feet, many black suited mask wearing men screamed and fell down to the ground covering their faces and accidentally swinging their swords killing each other before all who were blinded by the disco ball attack were down in a heap.

And then there was seven.

The seven remaining sword wielding, blue suited men moved out of range of Millie’s Gunblade now spread out in a large semi circle, they never learned did they.. maybe if they all attacked at once from the start, Millie would be in shreds by now.

Millie backs up, looking forwards at all the men as the camera zooms in on her face, it can be seen that Millie’s face has splashes of blood on it, but she didn’t have time to wipe it off, and really had no intention of killing any of these people.

The lights go off.

Millie looks up and around and sighs.

“Who didn’t pay the electrical bill this time?” Millie said shaking her head, she moved her hand in front of her face just to see if she still had good vision, but luckily a spiffy blue light came on.

”Oh, there we go.” Millie added, seeing her hand and the seven remaining right in front of her with smiles on their faces, a synchronized. “HIYAAAH!” is heard as they all swing at her, but Millie backflips away from the blows and starts to run up the stairs again, moving into a long room that has Japanese paper walls it in so only the silhouettes of the last remaining fighters are seen.

They all advance on Millie, who brings up her Gunblade to clash with all blades until one jumps over her and forces her to defend from both sides, she jumps out of the way hoping that the stupid peoples would attack each other again, but they didn’t this time, tapping their heads as if it to say, “We aint dat stupid.” Millie gasped, then rawred and jumped forwards, slashing away at the warriors who were all infront of her pushing her to her limits.

Using the power of the Gunblade she soon found a button that said, “Even More Power” she pressed it and immediately the men infront of her had their swords broken in two before Millie hit them pretty hard across the head a few times, well.. just until they fell down, there was only one left, a shaking Japanese boy who looked no older than she did.

He dropped his sword and held his hands up in surrender, Millie smiled.

“You win the prize.” She said then leaned in and kissed the boy on the cheek before she told him to run, the boy held his face and ran away screaming about how the Kiss of Accidental Death was going to kill him. Millie cut through the paper wall and looked over at Yoji who was standing all the way across the room, not even realizing that she had been the cause of death for 87 people.

Millie sighs and looks down at all the hurting, dismembered, injured and people with no eyeballs.

“Look I’m really sorry! I didn’t mean to hurt any of you, those who still have your lives go home to your families, but leave your masks on the floor.. those masks are awesome.” Millie said out loud over the groans and moans of the dying black suited men who laid either dead or were trying to crawl out of the building.

“Can I go home now?” Millie asks with a sigh. -.-;

“Karai Suki! Attack! Show no mercy on this Blue haired bimbo!” Yoji yelled out with anger, soon enough a Japanese girl dressed in Trabia Garden’s schoolgirl’s uniform walked down the stairs holding a metal chain with a menacing looking ball on the end of it, she giggled at Millie who smiled and clapped her hands.

“Isn’t she cute! She must be like twelve! Aww!” Millie said in a cutesy voice, only angering Karai who stopped infront of Millie and started to swing the ball and chain up above her head round and around in circles at quite a fast speed.

“You’ve come this far Millie Lakkam, but nobody will be able to stop Karai Suki, infamous bodyguard of -.- Gawd, do I have to say it? I hate this part!”

“Karai! Just say the damn line!” Shouted the Director, “Damn amateurs..” she muttered under her breath, Karai rolled her eyes and clenched her left fist.
“Bodyguard-of-Yojireru-Le’Vally!” said really quietly.

“What?” Millie asked, not being able to hear what Karai had said.

“BodyguardofYojireruLe’Vally!”

“Still didn’t hear ya.” Millie said, moving a little closer.

“GAH! I AM KARAI SUKI! INFAMOUS BODYGUARD OF YOJIRERU LE’VALLY! YOU HAPPY NOW!? I’M ONLY DOING THIS STUPID PART SO I CAN EARN SOME MONEY AND GET INTO BETTER ROLES THAN SOME STUPID SCHOOLGIRL WHO SWINGS A BALL AND CHAIN AROUND!”

Crickets chirped for a few seconds.

“Oh.. okay.” Millie said to break the silence.

“Anyway, you shall not defeat me.” Karai said in a normal tone, then advanced on Millie by throwing out the metal ball towards Millie’s skull, it comes towards the camera in a 3-D like effect only to have Millie look over to the window when she heard the noise of the Ice Cream truck, she gasped and dropped her weapon, running over to the window, the metal ball took a large chunk out of the wooden post where Millie had been standing.

“ICE CREAM TRUCK!”

The director slapped her forehead in discrace, “Don’t worry people, she only does this.. ALL THE FRICKIN’ TIME!” She said with frustration, then started to rub her temples to try and calm down.

Millie came back and stood there eating the Strawberry ice cream cone for about five minutes or so while everyone waited on her, Karai mumbled under her breath, something about eating Millie’s brain, but then thought it wouldn’t be a very good feast since Millie had a very small, minute brain.

“Okay! Action!” Millie yelled, this was repeated by the director, Millie got into the same position as before and moved her head to the side from the incoming metal ball, taking a chunk outta the wood again, Karai snarls then swings the chain around above her head again, every time it completes a rotation it makes a cool “WHOOSH” noise, Millie is forced to stand there with her Gunblade out, suddenly the ball comes at her blade and the chain wraps around it, pulling the Gunblade out of Millie’s hands and throwing it up into the air by accident.

“EVERYONE RUN AWAY!” Millie yelled out as the Gunblade flew off in a random direction towards the camera crew, landing on one of the cameras, destroying it. Millie looked at Karai and blinked a few times, looking frightened now.

“Oh yeah well..” Millie looked around then got an idea, she reached down and pulled off her right boot, “HA!” she yelled, throwing her boot at Karai, who deflected it with one of the rotating swings, Millie meeps and looks at the crumpled boot as Karai picks up speed and then thrusts the ball straight into Millie’s chest making her fall straight onto her back.

Millie grabs her breasts and moves her hands around just to make sure they were alright before looking at Karai with fear, Karai does this cool thing where she swings the chain up over her head going around her neck to add velocity before she swings it down at Millie who avoids it by rolling to the side as the metal ball goes through a wooden table.

Millie has no weapon, she looks around then picks up a bun sandwich with lettuce on it and smiles, she hops up onto another table ready to fight, Karai gets onto the table too, still swinging the ball and chain, Karai swings and throws the ball only to have Millie duck and weave out of the way as they jump from table to table, but suddenly the chain from Karai goes out and wraps around Millie’s leg, tripping her over as she falls through a table, she gets up as Karai throws the ball out again, Millie backs up against a wooden pillar only in time for the metal ball.. now with RAZOR SHARP BLADES on it to slice up Millie’s right shoulder.

Millie yells out with pain as the ball goes up, she rushes forwards with the Bun, she goes to punch Karai in the face with it, who moves to the side and catches the falling Millie by wrapping the chain around her neck and begins to strange her, Millie down on one knee still holding the Bun, in a last ditch effort Millie throws the Bun up into Karai’s face who is forced to let go of the chain as she falls down laying dead on the floor behind Millie.

She was allergic to buns with lettuce on them, poor Karai, Millie pants for a while then goes up and picks up her Gunblade from over near the camera crew, walking back to the dead Karai she looks up at Yoji who was at the top of the stairs.

“Very funny..”

She paused.

“Your Gunblade is quite impressive.”

“Thank you.” Millie replied,

“Where did you get it?” Yoji snapped back.

“Um.. I forgot.”

“Gah.. Idiot, who made you this weapon?”

“Oh! It was Squall Leonhart.”

“YOU LIE!! YOU WRITE DON’T KILL MILL!”

“Huh?” called out the Director.

“Oh.. sorry, ahem.. YOU LIE!! SQUALL LEONHART RETIRED EONS AGO!”

Millie smirked in response, as Yoji turned around.

“Hmph.. no matter, it will still be easy to defeat you, With my new form you are no match for me.. If you wish to fight me, come out into the desolate area that’s a million miles wide and nowhere to be found but it’s right over there.” Yoji said then pointed outside to the deserted looking area before she turned around and walked outside, Millie stood there below the stairs.

“A new form.. Oh man, will I be able to defeat her?” Millie said with worry.

WILL MILLIE BE ABLE TO STOP THE TERROR THAT IS YOJI!? WHAT IS THIS NEW FORM THAT YOJI SPEAKS OF AND WHY IS MILLIE WORRIED ANYWAY!? SHE’S THE MAIN CHARACTER! FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS IN THIS EPIC BATTLE TO END ALL BATTLES NEXT TIME ON….

DON’T KILL MIL