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			10 Reasons To Date A Guard Member
				10.  We know how to keep people in line 9.  We continueously work on our technique 8.  We adore tight clothing 7.  We do it on football fields and gym floors 6.  We're used to poles of all sizes 5.  We strive for perfect performance 4.  We work well with our hands 3.  We are very flexible 2.  We always want to be on top And the #1 reason to date a guard member... 1.  We love making people scream and yell
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