"...and some ever have multiple orgasms." ~Chad
"Organisms." ~Mrs. Prokopchak
"Hey, I know a way I can save money on dinner tonight." ~Trevor
"How's that?" ~Brandon
"We could 'forget' to pick up Sarah."
"Let's be pregnant." ~Me
"I don't lose, it's not in the job discription." ~Brandon
"You can't even spell description...what grade are you in again?" ~Rach
"Just because he gave you the best sex of your live doesn't mean he's a good father!" ~Rach
"I just rub it and nod my head, not sure of what I'm doing." ~Rach
"Watch out for constipated monkeys." ~Chrizzy
"How dare you not save me when I'm drowning!" ~Brittney
"....Britt, you're on a blue tarp." ~Brittney's Dad
"This man is severely misunderstood" ~Megan (looking at a creepy guy in a haunted house)
"I wanna build a snowman in the rain." ~Chrizzy
"I just wanna shake my butt!" ~My Dad