Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
"It's your decision." = The correct decision should be obvious by now!
"Do what you want." = You'll pay for this later.
"We need to talk." = I need to bitch.
"Sure...go ahead..." = I don't want you to.
"I'm not upset." = Of course I'm upset you stupid moron!
"How much do you love me?" = I did something today you're not gonna like me for.
"Is my butt fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful.
"You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me.
"Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead!
Guys' English
Yes = Yes
No = No
Maybe = Maybe
"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I take you to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Nice dres." = Nice cleavage.
"You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you.
"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological truama are you going through now?
"What's wrong?" = I guess sex is out of the question...?
"I'm bored." = Do you want to have sex?
"I love you." = Let's have sex right now.
"I love you, too." = Okay, I said it, we'd better have sex now!
"Let's talk." = I am trying to impress you by showing that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
Take Me Home!