2. Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
3. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
4. I feel like my diagonally parked in a parallel universe
5. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be misquoted, then used against you.
6. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
7. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
8. It is hard to understand how a cemetary raised its burial costs and blamed it on the high cose of living.
9. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there is a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
10. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
11. Give man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a baot drinking beer forever.
12. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
13. Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
14. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
15. It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
16. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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