Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once
Tears are unspoken words
For every minute you spend angry, you lose sixy seconds of happiness
Sometimes I wish I were a little kid again -- skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts
Life was so much easier when happiness was only a cookie away
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
Some ask "Why?" ...I ask "Why not?"
Cheerleaders are dancers gone retarded
Those aren't horns...honest! They just hold my halo...realy!
No one dies a virgin -- life screws us all!
What do you do when the only person that can dry your tears is the one making you cry?
It's hard to answer the question "What's wrong?" when nothing's right
Wisdom is plagerism -- only stupidity is original
One day you're prince will come -- mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions
Spiteful words hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart
Don't be sad because it's over, smile because it happened
I smile because I have no idea what's going on
Kids in the dark cause accidents. Accidents in the dark cause kids.
Smile -- it makes people wonder what you're up to!
Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional
Anger is one letter short of danger. If someone betrays you once, it's their fault. If someone betrays you twice, it's your fault.
One tequilla....two tequilla...three tequilla....floor
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said that I was being ridiculous -- everyone hasn't met me yet
We all can't be heros. Somebody has to sit on the side and clap as they go by
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia
The best way to get out of a bad joke is to tell a worse one and dance around like a moron