2. You spin pencils/pens/mops/brooms...etc.
3. You have a drawer full of flag t-shirts
4. You're constantly involved in fund raisers (Wanna buy a candy bar?)
5. The term "attitude" has lost all meaning
6. You know where every high school in your circuit is located
7. You are an expert at assembling backdrops
8. When you hear a song you've done a routine to you get ecstatic
9. You know all the reasons why sabers are better than men
10. You've seen 3:30 in the morning many times
11. Seperate checks in a restaurant is the best thing to ever happen to you
12. You're lucky if your instructor gets your name right
13. You're considered lucky if your instructor noticed your haircut
14. You know how to wrap your own bandages
15. You have a flag callus on your right palm under your small finger
16. You have a permanent rilfe bruise on your left and right thumbs
17. You have more inside jokes than any of your other friends
18. You can smile genuinly on command
19. Your priorities are slightly askew
20. You have an excuse for everything
21. You can catch anything thrown at you
22. You find yourself telling your friends to run for chewing gum
23. You find yourself telling your friends to run for swearing
24. Every song becomes a possible flag routine
25. You know the perfect spot to toss in your favorite song
26. Finals are a positive thing
27. Your calluses are less stressful than practice
28. You know that "One more time." never means one more time
29. You can do your hair and make-up anywhere
30. You can change into your uniform anywhere
31. Someone who can throw a piece of wood 40 feet into the hair and catch it becomes your hero
32. You find yourself designing flags/uniforms/drill in your classes
33. You've missed more 4th periods than you've been to
34. You can change, go to the bathroom, and go to your locker in 4.5 minutes
35. You laugh like everyone else on your guard
36. You use two hands to tell your lefft from your right
37. You count all music beats of 6 or 8
38. You constantly watch TV dance shows for a good new move
39. Watching a 1/2 show has become more than a leisure activity
40. Leaving your seat at half time would be considered a sin
41. You know how many people can be crammed into a minivan
42. Lycra-spandex has become a permanent part of your closet
43. You have never taken a dance class but you know more terms than in the foreign language you took
44. The soles of your practice shoes have holes in them from doing to many turns
45. You've left your house wearing things you swoere you never would like hair curlers, spandex, 2 tons of make-up...etc.
46. You've been in a wrestler room when there were no wrestlers
47. You've been in a guys' locker room when there were no guys in it
48. Getting a sip of water is considered an act of love and kindness
49. You find yourself critiqueing every parade you see
50. Caravans are run like oiled machinery
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