What's your pleasure?
Why-Why don't you go into the next room and start getting undressed?
Wha-Wha-What's your pleasure?
Fat Sweaty Betty, the bitch ain't nothin' new
Her mom used to baby sit me back when we was 2
We'd go to the playground and to the skating rink
And we'd go under the bleachers and she'd let me hit the stank
Well, uh, she moved across town and never came back
Until the other day, I seen her at the Chicken Shack
She said her name was Betty, I can't believe this shit
The sexy little girl is now a fat sweaty biiiitch
She said, "Hey J, tell me how you been."
She had a piece of chicken gizzard stuck to her chin
I told her, "Hold still." and flicked it off her face
And said "Betty, oh Betty, what ya say we leave this place?"
I took her back to the crib and hit it all night
I let my fingers run across her pimpled cellulite
Eeeewww, it was nasty!! But I don't let it bother me
She rolled over, fuckin' knocked the wind outta me
I couldn't breath, she wouldn't stop, I'm almost dead
I took the lamp and bust it on her fuckin' head
We got dressed I gave her a little kiss goodbye
Fat Sweaty Betty, my fat sweaty pumpkin pie
Fat sweaty Bettyyyyyyy
Tell me when you're readyyyy
Fat sweaty Bettyyyyyyy
Tell me when you're readyyyy
Great big fat slop of shit people call Betty
Flaps of fat on her back, her neck...sweaty
Boogers runnin' out her nose, all over her lips
Can't tell the difference from her titties to her hips
But fuck all that 'cause I wanna see the neden
I had to see the cat, that cheesy Cheeto chedin'
Rode my bike to her house, "Hey, yo Betty, let me in
I'm packin' some snack cakes, bitch, let me in."
I can hear her comin' down the stairs
She opened up the door in her muthafuckin underwear's
Eeeew!! Shit!! Fuck that, I'm turnin' back
But no, the door shut and she goin' for the cake snack
I said, "Relax ho, I'm here on business
You can have the candy, first, you gotta wait a bit
I need a favor, come on Betty, drop them drawers."
Ahhhh!! I knew it...Betty had balls
Oh, no, here come that ass
From the top of the dresser with the Yokozuna splash
I wish I never came
Oh boy, do I wish
She's fat sweaty Betty
The sweaty fat bitch
Fat sweaty Bettyyyyyyy
Tell me when you're readyyyy
Fat sweaty Bettyyyyyyy
Tell me when you're readyyyy
I know you like spaghetti, I know you like spaghetti,
So tell me when you're ready baby (Fat sweaty Betty!!)
I know you like spaghetti, I know you like spaghetti,
So tell me when you're ready baby (Fat sweaty Betty!!)
Tell me when you're ready.
Tell me when you're ready
for a pizza pie, TV dinner, chicken baby....
I gets it all, I gets it all for ya baby....
I work at Farmer Jack, got the dinner for ya baby.
I bring it home, I cook it in the microwave.
I'll feed it to ya, just let me get some sticky stank.
And I don't care, I wanna hit the cellulite.
I hit the cellulite for a turkey double-lite.
And I don't care, and no I'm not afraid to cook.
Take off your shoes and let me lick your dirty foot.
I'll rub ya down, I'll rub ya down the right way.
I hear a buzzer, apple pies in the microwave.
I work at Farmer Jack.
I work at A&E, and yes I know it baby, wanna be with me?
You wanna be with me, you wanna be with me...
You want some chilli cheese fries and a hoagie.
I tell her wait, wait till the time is right.
Let me count the purple bubbles in your cellulite.
You want some Burger King, you want some Hungry Jack.
You want some jelly beans...you want a Scooby snack.
You want some Dominos, you want a Milky Way.
You gotta kick it to the sugar daddy Violent J.
You want some Lucky Charms, you want some mashed potatoes.
Let me hit the skins now, and I'll feed you later.
Because I know, I know you want a Lunchable.
Something crunchable.
Something munchable.
How bout some Taco Bell, how bout a pizza slice?
How bout some chicken fingers and a bowl of Minute Rice?
FAT SWEATY BETTY!!