I Didn't Mean To Kill Him
This is the story of a murderer...a cold blooded killer.
A ruthless, heartless slaughterer...



I didn't mean to kill him, listen to me, wait!
I was talking to a fine ass date
Fat titties, pooky like POW!!
And she's telling me to come by right now
Oh shit, I jumped in the wagon
No more lagging
I'm tagging
This bitch, dead in the ping-hole
Make her lose control
(Oooohh...)
I showed up, I ring the ding-dong
Gripping my wing-wong
Somethin's wrong
Who's this? Not a bitch, but a dude
And he's telling me to beat it, fucking rude
It's Jimmy, her man, a punk ass
So I threw a left hook on him, splaahhh!
Then I came back with a right hook, pow!!
He fell to the ground
I didn't mean to kill 'em


WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO JIMMY?
OH MY GOD!!!


Didn't mean to kill 'em, kill 'em, baby
Didn't mean to kill 'em and kill a man, baby
Didn't mean to kill 'em, kill 'em, baby
Didn't mean to kill 'em and kill a man, baby


Oh fuck, he's chilling with a neck broke
25 to life is no joke
Don't die, bitch, hang in there
I mean I really don't care, but...come on!!
Move quick, I run to the hospital
Make sure he aint dead yet...shit
There he is, chilling with a neck brace
With a look on his face like..."Eeeh"
Come on Jimmy, it's me your homie
I even poured a little brew in your IV
Don't die, oh, you're trying to speak
"Fuck you, your punches are weak."
So bitch, you wanna talk shit again
I jump up with a boot to the chin
Pull his plugs out and start choking
Ehh!! His neck's already broken
He swung, hit me with a bedpan
I was just making sure you ain't dead, man
Fuck this, I grab a scalpel
And stick it dead in his scalp...uggh!!
Calm down, he's dead now...fuck!!
Here comes somebody...better duck
Gotta hide dead Jimmy, quickly
Or 25 to 50
I didn't mean to kill 'em


OH MY GOD!!!
JIMMY!!!
WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!


Didn't mean to kill 'em, kill 'em, baby
Didn't mean to kill 'em and kill a man, baby
Didn't mean to kill 'em, kill 'em, baby
Didn't mean to kill 'em and kill a man, baby


Jumped out the window, I drug him home
Jimmy's dead and I'm fidna get the bone
If they catch me, ahhhh! The death chair
I don't care
They'll never find him here
(Diiing!!)
"Jimmy, will you get that?"
What the fuck? He's dead, I'm wig-wack
I'm nervous, scared, and skitzo
Hahaha!! Whooo!! Ha!! "Hello?"
"Yes, this is Detective Fucknut. We're looking for
Jimmy Bowels."
"He's not here. Wai-wait, yeah he is....(take that
Jimmy!!)"
"Umm, I'm alive, I'm not dead, I gotta go."
Oh goody, they bought it, hah!!
They'll never know I killed his bitch ass
Fuck it though, Jimmy's my roommate
He doesn't even eat much, and that's straight
We just chill all day, watch videos
Call Dominos
And flick off his toes
Make 'em land in the fish tank
What you think?
Let 'em sink, fuck off
I didn't mean to kill 'em


OH MY GOD!!
YOU BASTARD!!!!!
YOU KILLED JIMMY!!!!


Didn't mean to kill 'em, kill 'em, baby
Didn't mean to kill 'em and kill a man, baby
Didn't mean to kill 'em, kill 'em, baby
Didn't mean to kill 'em and kill a man, baby


This is the story of a murderer....a cold blooded
killer...a ruthless, heartless slaughterer