Bob: "Good evening sports fans and welcome to Blood Bowl.  You join a capacity crowd, packed with members from every race from across the known world, all howling like banshees in anticipation of tonight's game.  Oh, and yes, there are some banshees...  Well, kick-off is in about twenty minutes' time, so we've just got time to recap on the rules of the game before battle starts.  Your match commentator for tonight is Jim Johnson.  Evening. Jim!"

Jim:  "Thank you, Bob!  Well. good evening. and boy, are you folks in for a great night of top-class sporting entertainment!  First of all, though, for those of you at home who are un familiar with the rules, here is how the game is played."

Bob:  "As you know, Blood Bowl is an epic conflict between two teams of heavily-armed and quite insane warriors.  Players pass, throw or run with the ball, attempting to get it to the other end of the field, the End Zone.  Of course, the other team must try and stop them, and recover the ball for their side.  If a team gets the ball over the line into the opponent's End Zone it's called a touchdown; the team that scores the most touchdowns by the end of the match wins the game, and are declared Blood Bowl Champions!"