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Women's
Only Flaw
By the time the
Lord made woman,
he was into his
sixth day of
working
overtime. An
angel appeared
and said,
"Why are
you spending so
much time on
this one?"
And the Lord
answered,
"Have you
seen my spec
sheet on her?
She has to be
completely
washable, but
not plastic,
have over 200
movable parts,
all replaceable
and able to run
on diet coke and
leftovers, have
a lap that can
hold four
children at one
time, have a
kiss that can
cure anything
from a scraped
knee to a broken
heart-and she
will do
everything with
only two
hands."
The angel was
astounded at the
requirements.
"Only two
hands? No way!
And that's just
on the standard
model? That's
too much work
for one day.
Wait until
tomorrow to
finish."
But I
won't," the
Lord protested.
"I am so
close to
finishing this
creation that is
so close to my
own heart. She
already heals
herself when she
is sick AND can
work 18 hour
days."
The angel moved
closer and
touched the
woman.
"But you
have made her so
soft,
Lord."
"She is
soft," the
Lord agreed,
"but I have
also made her
tough. You have
no idea what she
can endure or
accomplish.”
"Will she
be able to
think?” asked
the angel.
The Lord
replied,
"Not only
will she be able
to think, she
will be able to
reason and
negotiate."
The angel then
noticed
something, and
reaching out,
touched the
woman's cheek.
"OOPS, it
looks like you
have a leak in
this model. I
told you that
you were trying
to put too much
into this
one."
"That's not
a leak,"
the Lord
corrected,
"that's
a tear!"
"What's the
tear for?"
the angel asked.
The Lord said,
"The tear
is her way of
expressing her
joy, her sorrow,
her pain, her
disappointment,
her love, her
loneliness, her
grief and her
pride!"
The angel was
impressed.
"You are a
genius, Lord.
You thought of
everything!
Woman is truly
amazing."
And she
is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Women have
strengths that
amaze men. They
bear hardships
and they carry
burdens, but
they hold
happiness, love
and joy.
They smile when
they want to
scream. They
sing when they
want to cry.
They cry when
they are happy
and laugh when
they are
nervous. They
fight for what
they believe in.
They stand up to
injustice. They
don't take
"no"
for an answer
when they
believe there is
a better
solution. They
go without so
their family can
have.
They go
to the doctor
with a
frightened
friend.
They love
unconditionally.
They cry when
their children
excel and cheer
when their
friends get
awards. They are
happy when they
hear about a
birth or a
wedding. Their
hearts break
when a friend
dies. They
grieve at the
loss of a family
member, yet they
are strong when
they think there
is no strength
left. They know
that a hug and a
kiss can heal a
broken heart.
Women come in
all shapes,
sizes and
colors.
They'll drive,
fly, walk, run
or e-mail you to
show how much
they care about
you. The heart
of a woman is
what makes the
world keep
turning. They
bring joy, hope
and love. They
have compassion
and ideals. They
give moral
support to their
family and
friends. Women
have vital
things to say
and everything
to give.
However, if
there is one
flaw in
women, it is
that they forget
their WORTH.
 
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