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| Kathy's Kwotes Page of Kwotes |
| "Life is like a rollercoaster-you get high you get low. Either way, you're back in line the next day for another ride, cuttin' off some old biddy who's had her share of turns!" |
Never judge a book by its cover. Instead, judge it by the cover price. If it's a paperback about self improvement and costs more than 7 dollars, don't buy it. On the other hand, if it's a trashy romance novel, suck the spare change out of your purse and go for it! |
"Notice how women don't start wars? That's because we have PMS. Men don't have PMS. If they did, they'd start wars that last only 10 days." |
| copyright 2005 twofifthskith |
| "TerroristS are ASSholes." |
"If I had a loonie for every man who wanted to make love to me, I'd have seven loons. In U.S. currency, that's $5.75. Hmmm. That equals a box of donut holes or two slices of cheesecake. Not bad, eh!?" |
| "When is a hangover really over?" |
| "If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning. Then I'd throw it in the air and see where it lands..." |
| "I can't understand why turkeys are so popular for Thanksgiving. I mean, they taste good for a day, but the leftovers? They taste like pimento loaf- and I'm being kind!" |
| "Hmm... as of November, I've used up all of my credit cards and I can no longer shop for gifts. Oh well. I guess I'll have to sell my body to buy Christmas presents. Walmart, here I come!" |
| "Happy New Year...or what we in Canada like to call The Swingin' Group Sex Rompy Room Clubs Love the One You're With - 'Cause It's 1969 Again- New Year!" |
| "OH Can-a-daaa...you voted for a Torie PM; he looks like Mr. U-ni-verse compared to Granpa Mar-teen..." |