Dear Kathy,
Why are you women so hard on us guys? Come on- we put up with the shopping, the make up, the "I'm so fat" complaints. Why are you so offended when it comes to putting up with our farting, nose-picking and belching?
Dear "Chad",
Well, where oh where do I begin with this question? Let's see...ah, yes. Hmmm. Funny, but it's been so long since I had a man, that I'd gladly put up with a little flatulence before, during AND after fornication! Say Chad...ahem... e-mail my assistant Tanya with your phone number, and we'll discuss your little complaint over Belgian waffles at the IHOP. My treat! BYOB- Bring your own blueberries.